Name: Memorable Monologue: Portia is Cooking!
Uploaded: 2016-10-22T14:41:19.000Z
Duration: 2 min 49 s
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- I HAVE SOME BIG NEWS IN THE DEGENERES HOUSEHOLD.

THINGS HAVE BEEN GETTING HOT AND HEAVY IN OUR KITCHEN.

LAST NIGHT, SHE MADE SOME MICROWAVE POPCORN AND--

NO, SERIOUSLY, SHE REALLY STARTED COOKING.

SHE'S JUST FIGURING IT ALL OUT ON HER OWN.

AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. "UH-OH."

'CAUSE THERE'S FIRE AND STEAM AND SHARP KNIVES AND--

YOU KNOW, PORTIA'S DOWN TO THREE FINGERS, BUT SHE IS--

'CAUSE SHE PAINTS AND SHE'S AN AMAZING WRITER

AND IT HELPS TO BE CREATIVE AND TO BE CRAFTY,

AND FOR MY BIRTHDAY, SHE MADE ME A DELICIOUS

VEGETARIAN LASAGNA WITH GOOGLY EYES ON TOP.

AND I TRIED ONE TIME, BUT IT DID NOT GO WELL.

IT'S NICE TO HAVE ONE PERSON IN THE RELATIONSHIP

'CAUSE THAT WAY, WE CAN SHARE THE RESPONSIBILITIES

THAT SHE'S SO EXCITED TO LEARN SOMETHING NEW,

'CAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT, I THINK, AS WE GET OLDER

TO CONTINUE TO CHALLENGE OURSELVES TO LEARN NEW THINGS.

TRY TO LEARN SOMETHING NEW THIS WEEK, IF YOU CAN.

LEARN HOW TO PLAY A NEW INSTRUMENT OR AN INSTRUMENT

YOU MIGHT FIND OUT YOU'RE RELATED TO OPRAH.

OR YOU CAN WATCH THIS AND LEARN HOW TO DANCE.

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Memorable Monologue: Portia is Cooking!

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