>> All right.

Here we go, Michelle.

There's coupons because you're gonna need these probably, it's been a while.

And you push the basket because nobody's gonna push it for you.

>> [APPLAUSE] >> CVS of course.

>> [LAUGH] >> CVS stands for cotton,

vaseline and stuff.

>> No it doesn't. >> [LAUGH]

>> And-

>> That's not true.

>> It does.

Do you want anything from the- >> What are these?

>> That's a personalized fan.

>> This is a fan?

>> It seems like it is.

Let's open it and see.

>> [LAUGH] >> This is new.

Wait, don't!

Ellen, don't open these up in the store.

>> Why not?

What if I don't like it?

Well then let's put it back.

No, don't do that.

>> Do you need coins?

Because there's a Coinstar over there.

Ok?

See this is so good, I'm preparing you.

Let's take a few.

>> There.

>> Ok, put them- >> Wait!

What if it's- Ok, what are we gonna do about this money?

This is, we got $21.

>> The first lady is now up to $22.

$24.25.

>> How do you know when it's done?

Wait don't touch anything yet until this.

$45.17.

This isn't cash.

>> This isn't cash.

This is a rip off.

>> [LAUGH] >> What are we supposed to do?

See, I told you. You shouldn't have put all

those coins in there.

>> Yeah, yeah, you're right.

>> We should have started with like this.

>> You're right.

Is this the cash voucher?

>> No, no, I know what that is.

This is a debit thing.

>> Do you have a debit card? >> Ma'am, can you help us?

>> Hi, I'm Michelle.

>> This is Michelle.

>> I'm Sapay. >> Nice to meet you.

>> What did people, they called you Michelle before the First Lady?

>> Yes.

>> Okay, Shelley.

We're gonna call her Shelley.

>> [LAUGH] >> Shelley.

You slide it in, and then you put your PIN number in.

>> [LAUGH] >> Turn around.

>> PIN number nine, five- >> Stop it!

>> [LAUGH] >> Yeah, it was just hard to cover-

>> Okay, checking?

>> Michelle?

>> [LAUGH]

>> [MUSIC]

>> Wait. Bernie Sanders.

No.

>> [LAUGH] >> It's not.

No.

That didn't look like Bernie Sanders to me.

>> Not at all.

>> No. You can't get in here.

This is locked.

>> What's so special about this stuff?

We might break it.

>> How do you- >> I didn't realize they got some.

Let's see.

It doesn't make a noise.

Hello?

Hello?

We need help on aisle 2.

>> [LAUGH] >> Customer service on aisle two.

Hi!

>> Hi. >> Good, hi!

How are you?

It's nice to see you.

>> Hi, it's Shelly.

Hi, it's Ellen.

>> There you go. >> You know what?

Sasha needed some earphones.

I'm gonna get some for her.

How much are these?

I'm just picking up stuff.

What are you doing?

>> I'm just scratching your back.

>> I'm trying to focus.

>> Okay.

>> [LAUGH] >> Okay, I'm not really itchy.

I am looking for headphones though.

What do you think?

Do you think, could you chill out on the itching and help me with this here?

>> [LAUGH] >> Don't scratch him.

>> You know this is, this is not how you behave in a CVS.

Stop scratching him.

>> [LAUGH] >> Stop it.

>> He likes it. >> [LAUGH] It's good.

>> Did that feel good?

>> Yeah, it sure did.

>> It was annoying to me.

>> We are gonna get it cheaper.

[MUSIC]

>> Okay.

>> All right, here we go.

>> Now, do you entertain trick or treaters at your house?

>> No. I turn all the lights out

and I- >> Man.

>> I- >> You should-

>> Close all drapes.

[MUSIC]

>> All right, magazines.

Let's see, who's on it?

Are you on the cover of anything?

>> Let's see if they have Essence

here, okay?

>> Here I am.

>> There you are, with Rachel.

What are you doing with Rachel?

>> Do you have a magazine I could be on with you?

>> I thought you were my best friend, no I have a television show.

>> Here I am here we go.

>> Do you want any of this?

>> Wine in a box.

>> Yep, wine in a box.

>> How does this work?

>> You just >> How do you get it out of here?

>> Like that.

>> Wait really, where is the tab?

>> Back here.

>> We're not going to open it man.

We need cups.

[LAUGH] >> Get this one.

>> No.

[LAUGH] That's not a cup, that's not an official cup to use.

>> I think it is a cup.

>> All right, six weeks after, you can drink this for six weeks after opening?

You are really not a good person to shop with.

>> [LAUGH] I'm a great person to shop with.

>> Does anybody know how to open wine in a box?

>> How do you open wine in a box?

>> Have you ever had wine in a box?

>> You with the baby, come over here.

You need wine more than anybody, you have a brand-new baby.

>> So put the cup under so it doesn't start to pour on the ground.

>> That's a good- >> And then you just turn it.

>> Turn it.

>> All right. >> Yep, there you go.

>> Okay, here you go.

Who wants wine?

Anybody, anybody, all right.

>> [LAUGH] >> That's good, that's good.

What's your name?

>> My name is Jacquelyn.

>> Jacquelyn.

>> Yeah.

>> Sign this.

>> All right, Jacquelyn.

>> Shelly and I just signed the box of wine for you.

>> You're so nice.

>> Ellen, look at this baby.

>> Let's sign the baby.

>> [LAUGH] >> Just sign the baby.

>> You want us to sign the baby?

>> [LAUGH] >> Aw.

>> Avery is beautiful.

>> [LAUGH].

>> [LAUGH] She's out of control.

>> Don't you want me to sign the- >> You were about to head for

the forehead.

>> And then I go down, like that.

>> [LAUGH] >> My, thank you.

Not, not no, don't do that.

>> Go to sleep.

Go to sleep.

>> You should go now.

She's up, you woke her up.

>> Go to sleep little baby.

Go to sleep.

>> [LAUGH] >> You're scaring her.

>> No.

>> Thank you. >> Thank you.

>> You open it, you- >> Michelle what kind of cream do you need

for that rash that you were telling me about?

>> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] The rash?

>> [LAUGH] We need a rash for

a rash that Shelley has.

Where is the rash?

What area were you telling me about?

>> My shoulder.

>> Lower than that.

>> [LAUGH] >> A book.

>> Get this. Lindsey Sands, Lady Pirate.

>> Wow, look at this.

>> Let's read some.

>> The water was flat as a looking glass capturing the moonlight and

stars that twinkled down from above and

reflecting just enough light that the ship gliding ahead- I don't know.

>> Alright, we're gonna head to self checkout over here.

>> Alright. Well wait.

Do you know what you're doing?

>> No but I guess you scan it.

>> Do you have your extra care card?

>> Where are you?

>> Do you have an extra care card?

>> Jose?

Jose.

>> Alright, we're checking out now.

>> Jose, can you see?

>> Yes, I can see.

>> Jose, can you see if you can help us?

We don't know what we're doing.

>> I've never done self checkouts.

>> Can you just give it to us?

We are both very busy with...

>> No, we're going to pay!

We're going to pay.

No! No, we can't take bribes,

I work for the government.

>> It's not bribes, it was just a question.

>> And you could just set it here.

>> I'm good at this, this is good.

>> I'm good at bagging!

>> Alright! >> Please place your item in the bag.

Please do not place your item in bagging area.

>> I think you're too

close to the bagging area.

>> Okay.

>> How do we know that we got?

Okay, we got Macy's card in, but I don't see the stub.

[SOUND] Okay, here we go.

>> There you go.

>> I don't wanna be too close.

>> [LAUGH] Don't be too close.

You're messing it up.

You have to put the amount in.

>> Sure.

>> $10.

>> $10, okay.

>> Zero, zero, zero.

>> Enter.

>> Yes.

>> Good job. >> Are you bored Ellen?

>> I sure am.

>> Come on it's fun, this is the process.

>> OK. >> There it goes!

>> Alright.

>> I'm getting tired, I'm so confused.

>> Just hit no!

>> Skip bagging?

>> What are you doing?

>> I don't know, I just...

>> We're not done yet!

>> I was angry.

>> [LAUGH]

>> [LAUGH] >> Sorry.

I just got sick of it.

>> Finish and play.

Okay.

Why am I the only, did we pay for that?

>> Uh-uh.

>> [LAUGH]

>> Man!

I'm working really hard here, Ellen,

and you're just standing around. I'm really exhausted.

Here, take these.

>> [LAUGH] >> Okay, let's put the magazines here.

All right, who's paying?

I don't have any money.

>> Man.

>> You have money?

>> Yeah.

This is a lot of work!

>> Can you get my face on money?