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What's up guys, it's Jeffrey. How's everybody doing?
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So the other day, I got really offended because some people told me that I wasn't manly enough.
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I'm not gonna lie, that hurt me a little, because honestly, I totally don't see it.
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Me? Not manly? Psh, you're joking, right?
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"Jeffrey, do you know where's the...?"
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"What?"
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Okay look, we're in the middle of winter and my skin's been needing some moisturizing lately.
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As a matter of fact, I just bought some new lotion, for, for my hands obviously.
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Mm... What? Don't judge me.
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Besides, in part, I'm trynna have smooth skin for the ladies 'cause you know, I've never heard them say they like the opposite.
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"Wow, you have really dry skin. That's so hot."
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"Yeah? You like that?"
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"Yeah, can I peel it off for you?"
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"Sure."
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No, that never happens.
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Okay, fine, you know what, I admit it.
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Not all the things that I do would be considered really "manly", but screw it.
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I'm not getting hurt from it anymore.
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So what if sometimes at home as a man, I decide to pee sitting down.
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Truth is, it saves a lot of trouble if you ask me.
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Yeah, my mom doesn't really like that.
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Also, peeing sitting down has a big advantage.
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Like, it's the only time for me to finally say that I can truly, multitask.
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"Nah, I'm just ironing my clothes for tonight."
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I think I can send this file right now. Don't worry about it."
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"sending in 3, 2, send."
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"You're welcome."
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"So how's your life?"
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You see?
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Trust me guys, I'm pretty sure that's how girls develop these multitasking abilities, for all these centuries.
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We, we have some catching up to do.
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Also, as a man, I don't really shave.
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And it's not like I don't want to.
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I just don't really have facial hair.
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Now that I think about it, the closest that I've ever gotten to that, is tweezing my eyebrows.
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A few months ago, a friend of mine told me that my eyebrows wasn't on, wasn't on "fleek", so she decided to tweeze them.
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And since then, the hair just grows thicker and faster, every single day.
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"Bro, we gotta go, what's taking you so long?"
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"I'm tweezing my eyebrows."
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"Are you serious?"
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"You already tweezed them yesterday, who cares..."
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"Look, I'm almost done."
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"...I think."
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"Yeah, I'll wait."
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Dang, I knew it was a trap.
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But you know what... It's cool. Imma just do me.
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I'm not gonna let gender stereotypes change me.
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And, and you shouldn't either.
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Anyways, I actually gotta go moisturize my skin again, so uh...
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Thank you guys so much for watching, I'll see you guys very soon, this is JeffreyFever and I'm pressing the record button, now, peace!
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Agh, now my hands are all wet.
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Oh my arms are a little dry too.
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GUGH
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*outro music*
