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  • First, the iPod

  • Then, the iPod Nano

  • Then, the iPod Touch

  • And now,

  • The iPod Human!

  • The iPod Human comes in multiple colors,

  • Wicked white,

  • Burnt black,

  • Yucky Yellow,

  • Or even Retarded Red!

  • The iPod Human is only $799.99!!!

  • And it can hold up to 6.5 songs!

  • Here's some of our satisfied customers...

  • The iPod Human ruined my life,

  • Why would you make such a thing! Why would-

  • The iPod Human sucks!

  • I hate the iPod Human.

  • Heh heh...

  • Use the iPod Human at home!

  • OoOoOo whats love got to do, got to do with it whats love-

  • In the Car.

  • Soulja Boy up in this ho. Watch me crank that watch me roll.

  • Watch me crank that Soulja Boy then superman that hooo-

  • In the bathroom.

  • Hoo ha hoo ha

  • Na na na na na na na na na.....

  • Or even when you go to bed.

  • F is for friends who do stuff together,

  • U is for you and me!

  • N is for aNywhere and aNytime at all down here in the deep blue sea...

  • The iPod Human is light and portable.

  • And you'll never lose it because it has a built in alarm,

  • that goes off every 3 seconds!

  • AAAHHHHH.........AAAAAAHHHHH......... AHHHHHHHHH

  • So what are you waiting for buy the iPod Human before it is too late.

  • The iPod Human does not protect against STD's.

  • If you experience explosive diarrea, cramping, vomiting,

  • or even death, contact your doctor because the iPod Human

  • may not be right for you.

  • Order Now!

  • TeeHee!

First, the iPod

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The ipod Human

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Video vocabulary

Keywords

what

US /hwɑt, hwʌt, wɔt, wʌt,hwət, wət/

UK /wɒt/

  • determiner
  • Question words used for asking for information
  • pronoun
  • Thing or things that; the same kind as
  • Used to emphasize something you are about to say
  • adjective
  • Used to refer to a particular amount, or number
  • Used to place emphasis on a particular quality
  • exclamation
  • Used to express excitement, shock, or surprise
  • Used to ask people to repeat something they said
  • adverb
  • To a certain degree
s

US /es/

UK /es/

  • noun
  • The letter after R in the alphabet
watch

US /wɑtʃ/

UK /wɒtʃ/

  • verb
  • To keep in check, manage, or control something
  • To look at something for entertainment, e.g. TV
  • To guard a place or people; protect child, etc.
  • To look at carefully to work out what is happening
  • To protect and care for someone or something
  • noun
  • Period of time someone is responsible for guarding
  • Device you wear on your wrist that shows the time
  • Official warning statement, e.g. of bad weather
bathroom

US /ˈbæθru:m/

UK /ˈbɑ:θru:m/

  • noun
  • Room where you take a bath or go to the toilet
love

US /lʌv/

UK /lʌv/

  • noun
  • Person's name
  • A very strong feeling of affection
  • The person you care very deeply about
  • Strong, deep emotional and sexual attraction
  • verb
  • To care for and like someone very strongly, deeply
  • To like doing very much; enjoy greatly
  • To feel a strong emotional and romantic attraction
sea

US /si:/

UK /si:/

  • noun
  • The expanse of salt water that covers most of the earth's surface and surrounds its landmasses.
  • Very large group of people, similar-looking things
  • Large body of salty water with land around it
doctor

US /ˈdɑːktɚ/

UK /ˈdɒktə(r)/

  • noun
  • Person paid to help people become or stay healthy
  • A person who holds a doctorate.
  • A person who is skilled in and licensed to practice medicine; a physician.
  • Person awarded the highest university degree
  • verb
  • To treat someone's illness
  • To change something in order to trick someone
  • other
  • To alter deceptively; falsify.
  • To restore to good condition; repair.
blue

US /blu/

UK /blu:/

  • adjective
  • Color of the clear sky
  • Feeling sad or down
bed

US /bɛd/

UK /bed/

  • noun
  • Flat bottom surface of a lake, ocean etc.
  • A piece of furniture that people sleep on
  • An area on which other things are put
  • Area of ground to grow vegetables or flowers
  • verb
  • To have sex with someone
  • To plant, fix, or attach something firmly to
wait

US /wet/

UK /weɪt/

  • verb
  • To delay or not do something until later
  • To spend time until an expected thing happens
  • To remain in a place until a thing happens