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  • - [Voiceover] Are you tired of living the same old comfortable life?

  • Don't you want to go on an adventure and discover some new, hidden, secret surprises?

  • Isn't it about time to add some style to your life?

  • Well EveRy Airlines you'll never live the same old comfortable life again...

  • because it's impossible to get comfortable!

  • You'll discover surprise, after surprise the moment you show up,

  • thanks to our hidden fees,

  • and in terms of adding style to your life, we make sure that every single one of our customers,

  • are fashionably late, thanks to:

  • Delays

  • Hi, I'm Ryan Higa, and here at EveRy Airlines we've always believed that your experience flying,

  • should not just be good,

  • not just great,

  • not even just an all-around, amazing experience...

  • so that's what we do.

  • - Our motto here at EveRy Airlines, has always been just that,

  • even though you paid for this flight, (chuckles) we never work for you.

  • We're gonna be as rude and condescending as we want.

  • - Kinda like a DJ you know?

  • Push a couple buttons, have a couple sips,

  • before you know it we're there!

  • Pay me.

  • - So we got this game, right? It's kinda like the Mini-Olympics but, with bags.

  • You take a luggage, but it has to have that little, red sticker on it.

  • Rather than placing it down nicely, we shot put it onto the plane,

  • and if we hear anything broken or anything in pieces,

  • then you lose!

  • Though, it's for fun, but it also makes us be careful with everyones' "frag-iley" stuff.

  • - One of my pet peeves are when people ask for things, but we take customer service very seriously here.

  • So immediately after we're finished doing what we're doing like

  • gossiping and taking a nap, or eating our food...

  • well not the customers' food - the good food. Heh, heh.

  • We go over to the customer and politely say:

  • "What?"

  • - Sometimes we like to do this thing up here, we turn the entertainment system

  • all the way down so when the passengers put their headphones on, they turn it up.

  • They can't even hear anything, and then out of nowhere, I pick up the PA and

  • (microphone feedback) - [Voiceover] This is your captain speaking.

  • Scare the s*** outta them.

  • - But even with our incredible staff,

  • EveRy Airlines wouldn't be what it is today without the help of all of you:

  • our loyal EveRy Airlines members.

  • Who show up to almost every single flight.

  • From the parents who ignore their screaming kids member,

  • to the angry businessman shouting on his cellphone for the whole plane to hear,

  • to the guy who didn't learn shapes as a kid,

  • to the armrest hugger,

  • the leg spreader,

  • the guy who sits window, but has to pee every 20 minutes,

  • the overly friendly guy who talks the whole flight despite seeing you trying to sleep

  • even the guy who's constantly farting, thinking we don't know it's him.

  • And even though we have fun here at EveRy Airlines, we always take

  • your safety very seriously with our newly updated:

  • "Honest Safety Demonstration Video."

  • - [Voiceover] Hello, and welcome to EveRy Airlines, this is your safety

  • demonstration video which none of you are actually going to listen to,

  • but we're going to do it anyway, so that you don't sue us.

  • There four emergency exits on this aircraft, in the unlikely event of surviving a plane crash,

  • a life vest is located in a pouch underneath your seat.

  • But, so is the luggage of the guy sitting behind so you, so you probably won't

  • have access to it in the event of a change in air pressure,

  • An oxygen mask will automatically appear in front of you.

  • If you don't already know how to put on a mask and breathe,

  • chances are you're not going to survive anyway.

  • If you are traveling with a child or someone who requires assistance,

  • be sure to apply your mask first because your life is more important.

  • #priority.

  • We remind you that this is a non-smoking flight, as compared to

  • all the other smoking flights that you have taken.

  • You will find this, and all other safety information in the card located between the vomit bag with gum in it and

  • our dirty complimentary magazine that's held together by children's boogers,

  • located underneath the tray table, that we don't clean.

  • If you have any other questions, please hesitate to ask a flight attendant, it's a real bother to the

  • conversation that we're having in the back.

  • "Thank you, and have a safe flight."

  • ...Is what you should be saying to us, for letting you join us today.

  • You're welcome.

  • (loudspeaker feedback)

  • - So what are you waiting for? Book your flight with EveRy Airlines today,

  • - [Voiceover] still don't believe us?

  • Well check out these satisfied customers showing us their thumbs.

  • - Yeah, we may be a little dirty,

  • - delayed,

  • - expensive,

  • - annoying,

  • - careless,

  • - all-around just awful,

  • - but like we always say here at EveRy Airlines...

  • What other choice do you have?

  • - [Everyone] WHOOOO!

  • - [Voiceover] EveRy Airlines:

- [Voiceover] Are you tired of living the same old comfortable life?

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