(Omg it's the jingle from the other two Chris videos, but this time extra spoopy)

(A Distant Erotic Scream)

Tom, there are zo-

Zombies? I know. I saw them...

In season 6 of The Walking Dead™...

Available now on NowTV™

Is this erm... Is this a sponsored video™?

A guys gotta eat.™

I don't think you do Tom.™

That hurts Chris.

(Squeaky noise... No, i'm not kidding)

Chris, you've been bitten. You're gonna turn a into zombie.

I know! What am I gonna do?!

You're gonna turn into a zombie.

I KNOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

You're gonna turn into a zombie.

(The slappiest of slaps)

Unbelievable.

How do I stop it Tom?

Don't worry... I have an idea...

(The Sound Of An Old School Internet Modem™... I'm kidding it's silence)

What is i- OUCH!! Tom!! WHY!!?!

Now you won't turn into a zombie.

Yeah! Only because i'm gonna turn into a vampire™.

I did not plan for this...

TOM! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART!

Einstein™ was smart Chris and he's dead.

I never thought of it that way...

(TOMMY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER™ STRIKES AGAIN)

I have a new plan. A werewolf™ plan.

(BITEY BITEY) OUCH!

You're welcome.

But werwolves™ are even worse!

That's wolfist™ Chris.

I don't believe in wolfism™ Tom. I've never experienced it.

Neither have I... Maybe it doesn't exist...

(BOOM HEADSHOT!™ ... not really, but it would have been cool)

But I don't want to turn into a werewolf™ either!

How about a Ghost™?

But the prom is tomorrow and i'll have no BODY™ to go with.

Seriously?

I'm very alone.

How about a Mummy™?

I'm not sure i'm ready for kids™.

How about a Witch™?

I don't know how to spell™

Hyper Intellegent Horse Person™?

I don't love it™

Alien™

Is he here legally?

Zombie?

Oh yeah! Oh wait! NO! NOW I'M TURNING INTO A ZOMBIE AGAIN!

(Sad Zombie Cries Away™)

WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!

You're gonna turn into a zombie.

T-Tom do something!!

(What will Tom do? Find out Nex- Now)

OUCH!!

There! Problem solved.

I'm all better?

Better than ever.

Thanks Tom! I wish more people were like you.

Me too Chris. Me too.

Ouch!

What's wrong?

I've been bitten by a mosquito™

(OH. MY. GOODNEES.)

Nah, i'm sure it'll be fine.

(SHIT IT'S NOT FINE!!)

ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!