Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles -You ready for this? -Not really. It'll be fine! Chris, we have something to tell you-- -I think that went well! -You threw up and we both left. -That's all in the past. -It was literally 30 seconds ago. -That's a matter of opinion. -No it isn't. Let's try again. Chris, we have something to tell you. -I chloroformed myself, didn't I? -Yeah, you did. Don't do it again!! Look - you take the lead this time. [nonsensical rambling] You see, the thing is, Jenny and I-- -I'll just kill him. -Woah, woah!! -LET ME SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE -NO NO!! Mum! Dad! I'm gay! WRONG. I hope... IF I SHOOT HIM, WE CAN MAKE OUT! THIS COULD BE SO EASY! -When two people spend a lot of time together-- -Where are your legs?! -[Tom speaks German] -Nein! Chris-- -I'm from the future! Tell him he's ugly! -You're chubby! You can't even get THAT right?! -Thomas. THOMAS. -Give me the...no! -I'm really bad at this, aren't I? -Yeah, Chris is never gonna find out about us. Oh, THAT'S what we're doing?! Chris, I know this is hard for you to hear, but I'm dating your sister. Yeah, that's fine-- WHOOPS. I think that went well.