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  • -You ready for this? -Not really.

  • It'll be fine!

  • Chris, we have something to tell you--

  • -I think that went well! -You threw up and we both left.

  • -That's all in the past. -It was literally 30 seconds ago.

  • -That's a matter of opinion. -No it isn't. Let's try again.

  • Chris, we have something to tell you.

  • -I chloroformed myself, didn't I? -Yeah, you did.

  • Don't do it again!!

  • Look - you take the lead this time.

  • [nonsensical rambling]

  • You see, the thing is, Jenny and I--

  • -I'll just kill him. -Woah, woah!!

  • -LET ME SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE -NO NO!!

  • Mum! Dad! I'm gay!

  • WRONG. I hope...

  • IF I SHOOT HIM, WE CAN MAKE OUT! THIS COULD BE SO EASY!

  • -When two people spend a lot of time together-- -Where are your legs?!

  • -[Tom speaks German] -Nein!

  • Chris--

  • -I'm from the future! Tell him he's ugly! -You're chubby!

  • You can't even get THAT right?!

  • -Thomas. THOMAS. -Give me the...no!

  • -I'm really bad at this, aren't I? -Yeah, Chris is never gonna find out about us.

  • Oh, THAT'S what we're doing?!

  • Chris, I know this is hard for you to hear, but I'm dating your sister.

  • Yeah, that's fine--

  • WHOOPS.

  • I think that went well.

-You ready for this? -Not really.

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