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Hey guys :D
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So this week's video is gonna be A little bit different...
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I just had this random idea
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And I decided to do it.
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So I apologize in advance
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There is a lot of YouTubers that....
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You know, love to do videos with their parents
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But my parents absolutely hate being in videos :(
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Mom,
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See...ahm...do like this like you're doing hula
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Like straight
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And then act as if you're to "sneeze" to your left shoulder
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*Ryan's mom laughs*
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Yeah
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Like that
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Do it again
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*laughter*
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*devilish sound* I don't know!
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*All laugh*
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And basically my mom is in town and i got her to "agree"....
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To be in a video
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She just doesn't know what it is
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The way I thought of this idea...
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Is that my mom....cooked for me
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She made me spaghetti for dinner
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She had no idea of what I was talking about
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But I just kept saying,
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"Mom, Spaghetti!"
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♫ Mom's spaghetti, he's nervous But on the surface he looks calm and ready ♫
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She was looking at me like...
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"What the hell is that shi-"
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She..she doesn't know the reference
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She doesn't even know who Eminem is!
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Because of that dinner, I had an idea to make my mom rap an Eminem song
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Of course she would never actually rap
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But I thought of a way to trick her into it
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And force her to rap
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Whether she knows it or not
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All I really had to do is trick my mom into saying the words that I needed her to say
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First thing I did is
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I took all the lyrics from Eminem song and turn it into puns
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I don't know why I did this
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Its not like she knows the lyrics anyway
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But I did
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Step two
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was to get my mom to say all the puns
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Somehow
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So what I did was I told her I had this "IQ Test"
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Or it gonna be like this questionnaire
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It's really simple so all you have to do is answer the simple questions
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We are just gonna ask you...ahm...random questions
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Its okay don't worry about that
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*All laugh*
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So....
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Go..
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Aaaa that chair
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Over there
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Sure
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Damn you tryna turn up!
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Turn up!
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This is for some kind of "IQ test" we're-
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"IQ TEST?" *starts laughing*
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You just have to answer question that's all..
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As you know all was basically all I was doing is getting her to say the puns I needed
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There was a bunch of different techniques I used.
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Sometimes, I would just show her pictures,
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Ryan: "What is this?" Ryan's Mom: "Rabbit."
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"What's this guy's first name?" "Hugh."
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"What's the title of this magizine?" "Newsweek."
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"What is that?" "Oh god."
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*laughs* "A butt."
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*all laugh*
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I also had her do some fill in the blanks
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"Don't worry [blank] will be okay"
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"Everything."
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"When the police are looking for a criminal, that criminal is...?"
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"Wanted."
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"Finish the blank" "HEE."
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I'm not gonna lie, there were some where I kinda FISHED for the answers that I wanted
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And the WAY that I wanted them
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Kinda made her say them over and over again till I got the right tone that I wanted
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..but she still didn't catch on.
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"What is this?" "Yo-yo"
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"What?" "yo-yo."
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"Can you.. uh.. say that slower?" *laughs*
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"Oh let me ask it to you slower!" (Sure that'll help.)
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"*slower* What is that?" "*slower* Yo-yo"
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"Perfect!" *all laugh*
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"What is this?" "Butter"
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"What's that?" "Butter." "One more time?"
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"BUTTER!" *all laugh*
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And obviously some words I had to break up into two or three puns just to make one word.
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For example the word: Moment.
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Opportunity.
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Or...
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Or, what ended up becoming my favourite pun...
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"Is that a planet?" "Yea what planet is it?"
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"Uhhh... Venus. Mars? Mars?" *laughs*
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"No it's not Venus nor Mars. It's..." "Jupiter."
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"What was that?" "Jupiter."
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"What if I put an exclamation point next to it?"
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"JUP-ITER!" *all laugh*
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A pun for
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There were some questions I thought for SURE my mom would answer in a certain way.
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But, it just shows how differently we think.
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"So you know in Frozen"
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"What is the famous song?" "Oh, I don't know."
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*failed attempt at singing Let It Go* "What is it?"
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"Oh Let It-..um.."
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"What?" *all laugh*
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"Let it--Let it grow?" *all laugh*
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"Oh 'go'."
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"So it's...?" "Oh, Let It Go!"
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"If Jackie Chan were in France, what would they refer to him to as? What would they say?"
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*roleplays*"Excuse me...?" "*In French accent" Jackie? *all laugh*
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"Oh, Mister Chan?" "Okay but what is 'Mister' in French?"
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Oh, Monsieur?
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Yeeaah I think that's it. But so, what would it be?
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"Monsieur Jackie?" *all laugh*
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"Mister Chan not Mister Jackie!"
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"How'd you say that in French?" "Monsieur Chan."
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"Okay, now say it quicker." "*quicker Monsieur Chan"
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"Quicker?" "*quicker* Monsieur Chan"
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"Again?" "MonsieurChan."
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"That worked!" "*sighs*" *all laugh*
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Derrick: "You're doing great!"
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We think very differently, so it wasn't that easy to get it out of her.
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But yeah! When I first started this, I thought it was going to be easy!
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..I was wrong. It was a lot harder than I thought
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With that said. Here's me TRYING to make my mom rap an Eminem song, using ONLY puns.
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Ryan: What's your favorite channel to watch that I hate watching?
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Lifetime.
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Ryan: What is this, generally if you just look at it?
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A wedding.
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- What kind of wedding? - Horse wedding. *laugh*
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- Do you know her name? - Who, Gwyneth?
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- Yeah. What's it pointing to? - Her back
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- So what is that? - Gwyneth's back.
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- Remember you made something for dinner? - Corn beef?
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No! *laughs*
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- Spaghetti - Yeah, but what kind of spaghetti?
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You kept saying it over and over
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- What - You're my mom - Yeah?
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Oh, "Mom's spaghetti!"
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♫ [intro riff to "Lose Yourself"] ♫
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♫ Loser cell fin dumb me you sick ♫
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♫ duck mole mint chew ohm knit ♫
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♫ Jupiter net fur let it go ♫
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♫ Jew lonely kit one shot ♫
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♫ Donut monsieur chan stew blow ♫
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♫ Dis Oprah tune it teacups juan sinner lifetime ♫
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♫ JUPITER! ♫♫
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TEEHEE!
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"It's Eminem: Marshal Mathers." "Ohhhh."
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"I don't know that." "That's your rap name."
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...
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"Really.?" "Marshall Mothers."
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"*quotes* GOTEE!" *all laugh*