Name: THE PEWDIEPIE ROAST
Uploaded: 2016-10-07T14:24:22.000Z
Duration: 4 min 53 s
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The imperative

Let's see what all my friends are uploading.

'Cause I need to unwind and actually watch some stuff.

"I bet you think we're straight up homedogs,

Jack: 'THE FUCK?'   Pewds: 'Well guess what, I hate my dog, and I hate you too'

Pewds: "Well guess what? I hate my dog and I hate you too." Jack: The fuck?

Hey Pewdiepie! HAHA! More like "pew-I wish you'd die."

Well maybe I just don't wanna grow one as long as yours, that makes me look like a fuckin' homeless person!

OHHOHAHO, does somebody not have a beard anymore?

and you have to cover it up now with a mask, beacuse you're too embarrassed to show it off?

Ya know what? I can't say blame it though. If I was your beard, I'd want to get away from you as fast as possible too!

I've got some furniture over here, that I'd like you to build!

At least I don't look like a hairy Swedish meatball.

Well at least I was in the war, ya Swedish pussy!

Hey, Felix! You have 44 Million subscribers.

When are you gonna start uploading in 1080p,

At least I don't have to put ass and tits in all my thumbnails to clickbait people into watching my videos!

I would show you what you really look like,

except it's against terms of service to pull down my pants and show my ass to the camera.

I thought you were number 1 on Youtube? Then why are you trying so hard to be a watered down Filthy Frank?

*imitating Pewds* "TEHEHEHEHOW's it going bros?"

When are we gonna get a "How's it going sisters?"

When are you gonna play Amnesia again, bro?

*laughing* Ho - okay, that's enough of that.

As much as people want these things to be real,

Me and Felix are very good friends and I'm very, very happy about that.

I did not expect to see anything like that in that video,

and it made me really happy and I'm really...

I - I don't know. I'm really flattered and humbled that he'd even say such things so...

Thank you, Felix, that really meant a lot to me and um...

A lot of people like to give shit to Felix.

A lot of people like to think that he's some big douchebag asshole Youtuber

who's only in it for the views and the money and he doesn't care about his fans at all,

but having known the guy for a couple of years now,

I can tell you that he's one of the most genuine,

and the nicest people that you will ever meet in real life.

what ever you like to watch, or whatever your style is,

that does not matter because Felix is an incredibly nice person

and I'm so super happy that I got to know him a lot better

And I don't just mean in regards to subscribers or views

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