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  • OH, thank god!

  • Everything's uploaded today.

  • Let's see what all my friends are uploading.

  • 'Cause I need to unwind and actually watch some stuff.

  • Okay...

  • Umm, right.

  • What do we ha- wait!

  • The fuck is this?!

  • Pewdiepie: "Hey, Jacksepticeye...

  • I bet you think we're bros.."

  • Jack: Woah...

  • Pewds: "Just 'cause we hang out."

  • "I bet you think we're straight up homedogs,

  • just cause we hugged once."

  • Jack: 'THE FUCK?' Pewds: 'Well guess what, I hate my dog, and I hate you too'

  • Pewds: "Well guess what? I hate my dog and I hate you too." Jack: The fuck?

  • "This is the jacksepticeye roast!"

  • "Prepare to get flamed!"

  • "Bitch."

  • *dramatic intro music*

  • Jack: OH, OH... OH that's it, THAT'S IT!

  • OH! IT'S ON!

  • *DRAMATIC MUSIC*

  • Hey Pewdiepie! HAHA! More like "pew-I wish you'd die."

  • You say I have a prepubescent beard!

  • Well maybe I just don't wanna grow one as long as yours, that makes me look like a fuckin' homeless person!

  • *Heavy bass beats*

  • OHHOHAHO, does somebody not have a beard anymore?

  • Did somebody lose the beard?

  • and you have to cover it up now with a mask, beacuse you're too embarrassed to show it off?

  • AHAHAHA!

  • Ya know what? I can't say blame it though. If I was your beard, I'd want to get away from you as fast as possible too!

  • *beats continue*

  • Hey Swedish boy!

  • I've got some furniture over here, that I'd like you to build!

  • You say I look like a potato.

  • You say this is my family!

  • I eat this shit for breakfast!

  • *crunch*

  • *spits*

  • At least I don't look like a hairy Swedish meatball.

  • You say I look like a nazi?

  • Well at least I was in the war, ya Swedish pussy!

  • Hey, Felix! You have 44 Million subscribers.

  • Where's all da views, bro? *music stops*

  • *no music*

  • Where's all da views?

  • HAHAHAHAHEH *music continues*

  • You think that I copy you?

  • HAHA

  • Hey Felix!

  • When are you gonna start uploading in 1080p,

  • or 60 FPS?

  • At least I don't have to put ass and tits in all my thumbnails to clickbait people into watching my videos!

  • I would show you what you really look like,

  • except it's against terms of service to pull down my pants and show my ass to the camera.

  • I thought you were number 1 on Youtube? Then why are you trying so hard to be a watered down Filthy Frank?

  • *bass beats continue*

  • You look like Hitler's wet dream!

  • *imitating Pewds* "TEHEHEHEHOW's it going bros?"

  • You hear that?

  • Bros?

  • Hear that, everyone?

  • Felix is sexist!

  • When are we gonna get a sister fist?

  • When are we gonna get a "How's it going sisters?"

  • Why is it always bros with you?

  • You got some sort of fuckin' agenda?

  • Check your privilege Felix!

  • When are you gonna play Amnesia again, bro?

  • Where is Amnesia?

  • Where's the horror games?

  • *laughing* Ho - okay, that's enough of that.

  • That was really fun to do. *laughing*

  • As much as people want these things to be real,

  • they're not.

  • Me and Felix are very good friends and I'm very, very happy about that.

  • He said some incredibly nice things

  • at the end of his roast video about me,

  • and I did not expect that at all.

  • I did not expect to see anything like that in that video,

  • and it made me really happy and I'm really...

  • I - I don't know. I'm really flattered and humbled that he'd even say such things so...

  • Thank you, Felix, that really meant a lot to me and um...

  • A lot of people like to give shit to Felix.

  • A lot of people like to think that he's some big douchebag asshole Youtuber

  • who's only in it for the views and the money and he doesn't care about his fans at all,

  • but having known the guy for a couple of years now,

  • I can tell you that he's one of the most genuine,

  • and the nicest people that you will ever meet in real life.

  • What ever you think about his videos,

  • what ever you like to watch, or whatever your style is,

  • that does not matter because Felix is an incredibly nice person

  • and I'm so super happy that I got to know him a lot better

  • over the last couple of years,

  • and I actually get to call him a friend.

  • He's done a lot for me.

  • And I don't just mean in regards to subscribers or views

  • or just on Youtube.

  • But just in general.

  • Anytime that I need someone to talk to,

  • or anytime that I'm on Skype

  • and I need to ask somebody something

  • I always know that I can go to him

  • because he's always there, he listens,

  • he genuinely cares,

  • and he's there for the people who care about him.

  • And he cares a lot for other people as well, so...

  • I love you Felix, you're a good dude.

  • And I'm glad we did this, because this was a shit ton of fun.

  • HAHAHEH

  • No bad blood at all -

  • it's all in good fun, it's all for the - all for the "crack of it"

  • as the Irish would say.

  • But... thank you, Felix. I'm really glad that you're my friend, too.

  • But also, Thank YOU guys SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS VIDEO

  • IF YOU LIKED IT, PUNCH THE LIKE BUTTON

  • IN THE FACE - LIKE A BOSS!!

  • AND, high fives all around!

  • *WHA-PSHHH, WHA-PSHHH*

  • BUT THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES

  • IN THE NEXT VIDEOOO

  • Biting raw potato is NOT nice.

OH, thank god!

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