Name: The Princess and the Pea - Fixed Fairy Tales
Uploaded: 2016-10-02T08:17:36.000Z
Duration: 4 min 56 s
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The Princess and the Pea is an interesting story.

Adverbs of manner

The overly picky Prince determined to find a true princess

and the pea in the bed... uhh never mind anyway!

Let's look at how this story should have ended. Shall we?

Oh Mother. I fear I shall never find a true princess that is truly true.

and now it's beginning to rain. Woe is me.

Don't despair my darling dear, you deserve a princess.

And while the picky prince was at his whiniest

and the storm had reached its stormiest...

There came a knock at the castle's front door

the soggiest, muddiest, least princess-iest looking young woman he had ever seen.

I got separated from my traveling companions during this terrible storm.

I'm sorry, but we are only allowing entrance to true princesses.

but the woman at the door would not give up!

I am a true princess. Please let me come in out of the rain.

The prince was confused. Could this soggy, muddy...

now grumpy young woman truly be a true princess?

Of course you can come in, muddy. I mean, my dear.

Oh thank you, I'm so tired, drenched, and hungry.

What I really need is shelter for the night.

why don't you get something to eat and warm up by the fire

as we prepare a nice room for you to sleep in tonight.

Don't worry, darling. I have the perfect way to test

the Queen directed her servants to prepare a bed with 20 mattresses

The queen took a single, tiny, green pea and placed it under the massive pile of comforters and mattresses.

under all back then we will know she is a true princess.

Why don't we just call the kingdom she says she's from and ask them if she's a princess?

The next morning at breakfast the prince and the Queen anxiously awaited the arrival of the princess.

Finally, she dragged herself down the stairs with what the Prince thought were

very promising bags under her red, swollen eyes.

Sadly, I didn't sleep well at all. Thank you for the room

but there was some sort of rock or lump in those mattresses.

No matter how I tossed or turned I couldn't get comfortable. I never actually fell asleep.

Only a true princess would be sensitive enough to know the pea was there.

You passed, and now we know you are a true princess!!

I showed up on your doorstep drenched, filthy, and exhausted

That's the meanest thing someone has ever done to me!

Why would I want to marry someone who treats women that way??

*gasp* but wait!! You're the only true princess in the land!!

A kind prince who respected her and didn't try to put her through silly, stupid tests.

They lived happily ever after and never ate peas.

and don't hide your vegetables under the bed.