Name: Minecraft The Movie! (Official Fake Trailer)
Uploaded: 2016-10-02T05:07:08.000Z
Duration: 5 min 37 s
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So after much request, I finally played Minecraft for the first time.

Future simple

And I know a lot of you out there that don't like minecraft are probably gonna be like

And, yeah I'm not ashamed to admit it, I enjoyed playing it.

Sure there's no story line or objectives,

and maybe it isn't meant for people in their 20's.

In fact it's so easy, a 5 year old could play it.

And maybe it does have absolute worst graphics I've ever seen(true dat)

in a game that is still around today, but....

But seriously the graphics are so bad though.

I mean again, the gamplay's great , it's just that it's 2015 and the characters look like this.

I feel like just looking at them, I can tell what their voices sound like...

What? Were you excepting some kind of primitive caveman type of voice?

Anyway! I played it, I liked it and I'm not afraid to admit it.

I enjoy playing mine...sweeper! It's so fun, what's up man?

Dude, I'm in the next room. I can hear you.

Oh, sorry about that man. I'll keep the minesweeper volume down... oh.

That version doesn't even have sound.(facepalm)

Right... Minority Report the movie does and that's what you probably what you heard me talking about...

Because... I was going to watch it later after I finish watching my minor league football.

Baseball.  Baseball team play in the playoffs, which is being held in...

Mineapolis, Minesota. See, where the Mineapolis Forty Miners..

Look! I don't care if you play Minecraft, just keep it down. I'm sick, I'm trying to sleep...(poor sean :( )

I'm not lying! I would love to be there with my fellow Forty Miners...

but I have a torn... meniscus in my knee.

And I can't get it fixed because I have no min-ey. See?

For those of you that don't get Minecraft at all and think it's stupid...

Now I understand. It's actually pretty deep, it really makes you think about life.

I mean, the graphics still suck but the gameplay is amazing and it has such deep meaning.

And by the end of this video, you'll see exactly why.

With that being said, here's my first Minecraft experience.

In real life, in the form of a movie, a movie trailer.

Not a real movie trailer, but a YouTube video skit trailer.

With nothing but the clothes on my back...

but the clothes wouldn't come off, so... whatevs.(OMG LOL XD)

I discovered so many mysteries.(like why trees won't fall down)

So many things that were just physically impossible.

But then again... who decides what impossible is in this world?(The creator of minecraft does)

Mojang, Blizzard, EA, Valve. None of them.

The ancient T.O.A.M., or Terms of Agreement Manuscript, had all the answers.

But it was way too long, so I skipped it.

There was still so many things I didn't understand about this world.

was that this entire day, this entire world was just...

I'll continue to survive with no purpose.

What were we spawned in this world to do?

Minecraft?! I don't play Minecraft!(yes you do)

That's for little kids and the graphics are so bad in that game. I don't even know why...

Look, I don't want to get into this again.

Good! Because I want to watch my Forty Miners play.

It's the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, we're down three and...

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