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- This is so gross.

- Wow, this looks like a candle.

- It's like soggy on the inside.

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- If you actually know real Chinese chow mein,

you'd be like, "This is American Chinese chow mein."

- Ew, it smells like stinky feet.

- It actually tastes pretty authentic.

- I think it's not that bad.

- Wow, you've never had authentic Chinese food before.

- Yeah, this is judged.

- I'd rather eat this than the egg roll,

I'll put it that way.

- Low standards. (laughs)

- That's how I end up with her.

- He looks down at Panda Express,

but he eats McDonald's all the time.

I don't understand.

- Melanie likes it.

Do you want mine?

(laughs)

- Good job says my grandpa.

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- If you blind folded me, I'm eating plain rice.

- It kinda tastes like cardboard.

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- It smells so bad.

- It smells like putrid.

- Wow. (laughs)

- It's really sour. (laughs)

- Yeah, I do not like that.

Nope, no.

- This reminds me of taking shots,

like the bad aftertaste.

- They don't like it.

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- This is my dad's favorite.

Like if he were here, he would hate this.

- Oh it smells good.

- Actually it smells OK.

- This smells good, yeah.

- Really? I feel like it smells weird.

- I like this.

- Oh, it's really salty.

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- Orange chicken is not real Chinese food.

My mom calls it the food that fools Americans.

- Oh, no, no, no, I know what this is.

Burnt soy sauce.

- Not sure what that is, you know.

- This chicken is sad.

- He had to finish all his orange chicken.

He says it's so good.

- I can't imagine anyone thinking that Panda's

actually Chinese food.

- But you know what my dad used to always say

is that you can't leave one grain of rice on the plate.

- [Melanie] Yeah, that's what my mom always said too,

so I don't like wasting food.

- Right, did you not get that when you were younger too?

- Oh no, all the time.

- The grain of rice.