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  • >> Larry Grobel: In the year 2020, you'll be seventy years old.

  • >> Robin Williams: Oh, my god.

  • >> Larry Grobel: Now what will the world be like, then?

  • >> Robin Williams: It'll be one giant film corporation. There'll be no longer any government.

  • It will be one nation, under God, indivisible, with circuits and VCRs for everyone.

  • I don’t know. 2020. There'll be cold fusion.

  • We'll actually be able to power our cars with our own feces. That's right.

  • The emissions problem will be a little intense, but just light a match.

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  • >> Robin Williams: Things that I see in the future. I see...

  • it could be quite incredible if we can master a few problems,

  • like the air and the water thing might be nice.

  • I see governments dissolving. These barriers are all falling down for economic reasons.

  • They're all so interbound. That's why when one market crashes

  • it's almost like a world stock market. And this a very long economic explanation...

  • something I haven't got a fucking clue about.

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  • >> Larry Grobel: Do you think that there's a role of the artist in society?

  • >> Robin Williams: Yeah. For a comic especially,

  • to constantly never let it take itself seriously, to play with, to fuck with the parameters.

  • The premise that comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh.

  • To make us realize we still are part animal.

  • As intellectual as we think we are, you still trip, we still have human foibles,

  • sexuality, all the different things to still make you aware of your humanity.

  • That's what we're supposed to do. It's just to keep us awake,

  • cut through the shit, peel off the mask and go, "Oh, you got a big nose."

  • Or put on the big nose and make you realize, "Wait a minute, I don't have a big nose."

  • All that stuff. So you don't take yourself seriously and destroy the species.

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  • >> Larry Grobel: Do you ever worry about running out of material or ideas?

  • >> Robin Williams: No, there's a world out there. Open a window, and it's there.

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  • >> Robin Williams: Sexif you view sex and just go, “you look pretty ridiculous.”

  • Even the face. The face you make when you have an orgasm, is pretty muchno one looks...

  • Probably even Warren Beatty, gets that kind of [shouts].

  • Everyone looks pretty fucking stupid.

  • [Makes noises]

  • You get like the wind tunnel face [makes noises].

  • Baby, baby, baby, baby. Oh, baby, baby, baby, baby. Baby, baby, baby.

  • Everything kind of goes [noise]. It's nature going, "You look like an animal."

  • It's that one thing you got to know. You look a little silly.

  • I don't care what type of lighting you use

  • you still sometimes look like a poodle and someone's going to get a fire hose.

  • These are the things you wonder.

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  • >> Larry Grobel: Let me ask you about birth as a topic.

  • You did do the birth of all 3 of your children?

  • >> Robin Williams: I just remember it was like a magic act.

  • All of a sudden they put this little tent and next thing I heard this [sound] and then...

  • They don't scream the first few seconds,

  • they just kind of go, “Eh! Wait! It's cold! It's very cold!”

  • Then they wash them off and they suture them and they put those little yarmulke on.

  • The little teamster cap. The little longshoreman cap.

  • "Yo, Dad! Yo! Excuse me! You want me to unload this ship?"

  • Then they handed her to me.

  • >> Larry Grobel: I don't think I asked you any about your faults,

  • if you have any and what they are.

  • >> Robin Williams: In comedy, not pursuing things.

  • Committing to an idea and taking it to its fullest extent

  • because it started when I first started performing, it was all jumping around.

  • Explore an idea until you've exhausted it, really go to all the different parameters of it.

  • I think another one is not working so much.

  • This is very interesting, "look at what's bad about you."

  • >> Larry Grobel: What's bad, yeah.

  • >> Robin Williams: Look in the mirror, and go, "nostril hair. The fact that I braid them."

  • I don't know.

  • Sometimes, keeping track of people.

  • It's always a weird combination of worrying so much about the outside world, and not

  • you have to be more aware of the inner circle, the folks that matter.

  • Because it comes from performing,

  • you always want to make sure that everyone in the audience is all taken care of.

  • That constant desire to please all the time. That can get you in some shit.

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  • >> Larry Grobel: Do you have or ever make any New Year's resolutions?

  • >> Robin Williams: I haven't in a while, I haven't made any in,

  • I think, since I was about a kid.

  • I used to give up a lot of things for Lent, too, and then I still got hairy.

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  • >> Robin WIlliams: Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really

  • if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception.

  • Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just go [laughs].

  • Just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, ok? It will be gone.

  • The little thing will be out of there.

  • Then it's assault with the macaroni. Put it away.

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>> Larry Grobel: In the year 2020, you'll be seventy years old.

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