Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles -Well, um... -(DOOR CLOSES) You're looking at the past, present, and possibly future CEO -of Pied Piper. -Ah! Ha-ha! -RICHARD: Oh. -That is-- -(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY) -Oh, congratulations. -RICHARD: Jared-- -My captain. O, Captain, my captain. Rise up and hear the bells. Rise up. For you the flag is flung. For you the bugle trills. -All right. Dismissed. -(CHUCKLES) Well, uh... just to remind you, Pied Piper is still a sinking ship, so... Enough with the maritime metaphors. This is honestly, like, the best birthday gift that I ever could have asked for. -It's your birthday? -Oh, I don't know. The CPS worker couldn't find my birth certificate, but... maybe now it is.