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  • Pewds: Hows it goin' bros...

  • Ma name is Pewdiepie

  • Pewds : Uhh...

  • Pewds : So today...

  • Pewds : I was going to play a game with Marzia...

  • Pewds: but she's not available...

  • Pewds : Sooo Uhmm...

  • 'Marzia': Bruh!...

  • Marzia : Felixx !!

  • Pewds: Marzia?

  • 'Marzia': I'm available bruh!

  • Pewds: (Laughs) Oh I'm sorry

  • Pewds: I didn't realize...

  • Pewds : You were here !

  • You look... goo..good

  • *sax music*

  • Don't ! Please... (laughs)

  • Were you going to let me motorboat you?

  • 'Marzia': Bruh, you wanna motorboat? (poses)

  • (Pewds laughs increasingly more uncomfortably)

  • *more sax music*

  • *nip slip*

  • Pewds: nooo... well... you can't do that on YouTube..

  • Marzia!

  • 'Marzia': Bruh

  • Pewds: (shushes) My mum is watching... please... come on...

  • 'Marzia': My mum is watching too!

  • Marzia: Italia Pewds: We suppose... Italia.. okay..

  • Pewds: But we're gonna play a game called push me, push you...

  • Pewds : Its just come out...

  • Pewds : Its really cool, I think you're really gonna like this game

  • Marzia: We played this...

  • Marzia : In uhh...

  • Marzia : In bed

  • Pewds: So in this game...

  • Pewds : Ahh its kinda like cat dog

  • Pewds : And I'll be the cat and you'll be the dog

  • Marzia: What is catdog?

  • Pewds: Catdog is the cartoon from the nin...

  • Marzia: I'm from Italy, they don't have a cartoon..

  • Pewds: Okay

  • Pewds : Well...

  • Pewds : I'm gonna be...

  • Pews : Ahh..

  • Pewsd : The one on the left..

  • Pewds : Okay so I'm

  • Pewds : I'm the bald guy...

  • Marzia: You like my hair ?

  • Pewds : Yeah , no , you look good...

  • Marzia: You like it ??

  • Pewds : Yeah , you look ... you look really good ...

  • Marzia : Its change for you ?

  • Pewds : No , it looks the same

  • Marzia : You like my breast ?

  • Pewds : If you had any * triggered *

  • OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

  • ( lol Marzia's face )

  • Pewds : Okay

  • Pewds : Ahh...

  • Pewds : My hair is bacon

  • Marzia : Which... which one look like my hair ?

  • Pewds : That one

  • Marzia : Alright , its important !

  • Pewds ; Yeah I know it is

  • Marzia : This is the type of thing that Marzia actually does

  • Pewds : Yeah , I know it is...

  • Brad : Uh huh...

  • Brad : Sorry mate

  • * Pewds proscessing *

  • Pewds : Okay , so I am this guy

  • Pewds : On the left

  • Marzia : Omg it is so creepyyy...

  • Pewds : Yes... They're...(laughin)

  • Pewds : Yes , that is creepy alright

  • Pewds : Oh I'm so tiny ... Marzia : Wierdest thing...

  • Pewds : Urgg ... Marzia : Ouuch ...

  • Marzia : How did you do this ...

  • Pewds : Urrggg ...

  • Marzia : UUUUURRRGGG

  • Pewds : Uh huh ...

  • Pewds : Okay pink team ...

  • Pewds : Keep the ball on here ...

  • Pewds : Purple team keep the ball on here ...

  • Pewds : Okay

  • Marzia : Alright which one am I ?

  • Pewds : You are the purple team

  • Marzia : Keep the ball on my own side or yours ? Pewds : Yeah

  • Pewds : Yeah , no my side , your side ...

  • Pewds : No , its my ball

  • Marzia : Stay away...

  • Marzia : Yayyy got you caught too...

  • Marzia super cute laugh : ha ha ha

  • Pewds : Wtf ...

  • Pewds : Marzia please ...

  • Marzia : How dare you ?

  • Pewds : Marzia I have to win !

  • Pewds : I am the man !

  • Pewds : Fuck sake ...

  • Pewds : Ohh !

  • Pewds : Oh you got a point ... fuck it ..

  • Pewds : Can you sto... Marzia : YEEEAAAAHHHHH

  • Pewds : Ohhh it's on my side now Marzia !!

  • Pewds : What you gonna do bout det

  • Marzia : I will steal the ball back ...

  • Pewds : Aw really ?

  • Marzia : You have to let me

  • Marzia : You're not allowed to bully me I am your girlfriend !

  • Pewds : MA BALL !

  • Marzia : Your balls from you !!

  • Pewds : AWWW

  • Marzia : Yeah I got it !

  • Pewds : NO !

  • Marzia : Look at dis !

  • Pewds : Give me ma balls back !

  • Pewds : Why are you legitimately good at this game for once ?

  • Pewds : Oh ...

  • Pewds : Come on

  • Pewds : Get in here !

  • Marzia: I am not suspiciously better today

  • marzia : There we go ..

  • Marzia : I get another point !

  • Pewds : Fuck you Marzia !

  • Marzia : UUHHHHHHHHHHOOO

  • Marzia : YEEEEAHHHHH ! ( like a man )

  • Pewds : How does your voice feel Marzia ?

  • Marzia : It is actually really hurt every time I have to do this ...

  • Marzia : But its worth it because ...

  • Marzia : Because my fans are watching CutiePie

  • Marzai : CutiePies

  • Pewds : All your CutiePies are watching yeah ...

  • Pewds : Yeah you're right ...

  • Marzia : I have the ball

  • pewds : Ahh forr fuck sake ...

  • Marzia : You do no...

  • Pewds : Aww I'm doin...

  • Pewds : I beat at your owwn game Marzia !

  • ( can't hear the fuk is Marzia talkin about )

  • pewds : Let me push you ...

  • ( Sound of Pewds and Marzia cuddling )

  • Pewds : YEAAAAAHHHH

  • Pewds : No Marzia please...

  • pewds : Don't be sad

  • Marzia : You make a me crya Pewds !

  • ( Italian ?? )

  • Marzia : Don't spray my niaepples !!

  • Marzia : My new hairstyle is all ruined...

  • Marzia : ...a now...

  • Pewds : Don't be sad Marzia ...

  • Pewds : You're so beautiful !

  • Marzia : Just like the scene in the Notebook when its a ...

  • Marzia : Crying !

  • Marzia : Have you seen the film The Notebook when a ...

  • Pewds : I have seen The Notebook

  • Marzia : Kissing in the rain ?

  • Pewds : You just distracting me from losing...

  • Pewds : No , for fuck ... please ...

  • Pewds : Please jusst get off me !

  • Marzia : You are getting rekt at this game bro ...

  • Pewds : Fuckin let go...

  • Pewds : What ??

  • Marzia : Rekt noob...

  • Marzia : What ... Yeah !!

  • Marzia : YEAH !!

  • Marzia : Your time to cry bitch !

  • Marzia : Yeah thats right ! Pewds : Ahh I'm so sad !

  • Marzia : You fuckin cry ... Pewds : I'm so sad !

  • Mrrzia : You fuckin cry bitch ! Pewds : Marzia please !

  • Marzia : YEAH !!!

  • Marzia : Cry more bitch !

  • Pewds : I'm so sorry Marzia : Crying all the tears I'll lick'em up !

  • Marzia : Just need to cover my nipples again ...

  • pewds : Hey cover your self up what the fuck is wrong with you ?

  • Marzia : I will blurr them ! Pewds : Omg

  • Marzia : You don't like them ??

  • Pewds : No , I don't like them

  • Pewds : Are they real ?

  • Marzia : Yeah you want to lick it ?

  • Marzia : Forr the views ...

  • Marzia : You can never come back from this ...

  • Pewds : I consider it for like the fun but ...