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  • A: I know that on YouTube beauty vloggers are very popular.

  • G: Oh you wanna be a beauty vlogger?

  • A: No but I wanna give a beauty vlogger-like tip.

  • G: Okay, great, what is it?

  • A: People should carry mini mouthwashes!

  • G: What if you have it in your car and you drink it and you get pulled over and

  • then you get a DUI?

  • A: Why would I get a DUI?

  • G: Because it's alcohol.

  • A: I just want to take a moment to make sure that you understand that using

  • mouthwash is not the same as drinking alcohol.

  • G: You can get drunk off mouthwash! Have you not been a teen in the suburbs?

  • A: I'm not going to show you what type of mouthwash this is because this is not

  • branded content.

  • G: Ok yeah.

  • A: But, this is genius!

  • G: Can I give my tip? A: Okay.

  • G: Put tampons in the center console of your car it'll change your life.

  • A: What if you don't have your car?

  • G: I thought you were going to say "What if you don't have your period?"

  • A: I don't get a period you guys, what's up.

  • G: Okay, great, you are just a god among men.

  • A: No I'm just on birth control that somehow doesn't make me have a period.

  • G: Do you think that when you go off that birth control you'll have all the periods

  • that you missed at once?

  • A: Yes. I'm gonna bleed out.

  • ♪ (jazzy music) ♪

  • A: This week on Just Between Us instead of asking a dumb question I would like to

  • read a lame email.

  • A: (reads) "Hey Allison, you guys would have noticed that your video views are not

  • increasing, as they would have before.

  • (continues reading) "I used to like the onscreen chemistry between you and Gaby,

  • "but now it's like same old things, again and again.

  • (continues reading) "I am not going to give any suggestions as I do not have any.

  • "And yeah this email is pointless. Thanks." (end reading)

  • A: I'm quitting the show.

  • A: This was my biggest fear! I said why would anyone watch this show,

  • the show is so stupid, we just do the same stupid stuff over and over and over again.

  • A: Now this guy, he's onto us. He's onto us, Gaby! The whooole thing's been blown

  • wiiiiide open!

  • A: I got a goddamn dog for you people.

  • G: What's the most interesting this you could say?

  • A: I didn't have anything. G: (laughs)

  • A: I had nothing.

  • G: I will say that the most interesting things of my life happen outside of this.

  • A: Duh! Nothing happens inside of this. It's so boring.

  • G: We could invite some of the people I'm hooking up with, we could take the camera

  • to some of the parties I go to.

  • A: But then we're vloggers and I will not be a vlogger.

  • A: Year 2, welcome to our season finale.

  • G: I don't think we're boring, I'm very interesting.

  • A: Okay say something original and exciting and interesting that I've never

  • heard of before.

  • G: That you've never heard of before? A: Yep! Good luck!

  • G: Do you think that there's an afterlife? A: Yes.

  • G: What do you think it looks like? A: Mexico.

  • G: You think it looks like Mexico?

  • A: I love being in Mexico so my heaven is Mexico.

  • G: Oh, it's whatever you think it is?

  • A: (pause)

  • A: But see this isn't interesting because I don't have any actual thoughts on it.

  • G: Ah- A: It's just us rambling about something

  • we don't know anything about and that's why you go to church.

  • G: What's the best script you've ever read?

  • G: That's something you care about.

  • A: Now this is just a conversation, it's not a show.

  • G: I'm trying to bring up topics that you think are interesting.

  • A: What if this show becomes a murder mystery? And one of us is dead.

  • G: Are you volunteering to be dead? A: Yep.

  • G: I like books, I have books, I can talk about books. I thought Lindy West's book

  • was good, I thought- A: Listen, but you have to think about

  • what this show is. This show is not a book club, okay? This show is a stupid fake

  • advice show about love and dating and honestly, we've talked about all of it!

  • A: We've talked about love, we've also talked about dating.

  • A: So, I mean honestly, if we don't wanna take a hard turn to political satire, I

  • don't know what we're gonna do.

  • ♪ (jazzy music) ♪

  • A: I don't have a secret.

  • G: Yes you do. From the channel, yes you do.

  • A: No I don't wanna do that. I'm not doing that until we have 1 million subscribers.

  • G: We will become, now, increasingly boring until we reach 1 million

  • subscribers, at which point Allison will reveal the most interesting tidbit about

  • herself.

  • A: You don't need to watch.

  • ♪ (jazzy music) ♪

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A: I know that on YouTube beauty vloggers are very popular.

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