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  • Can I go to the bathroom?

  • Of course.

  • Here, you go.

  • Here's the bathroom pass.

  • All right, cool.

  • [BOING SOUND]

  • Can I go to the bathroom?

  • No, do it on your own time.

  • Class is 35 minutes.

  • Your own--

  • OK fine, I'll pee myself.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [HONKING]

  • Woo.

  • Since it's the dreaded back-to-school time,

  • I decided that it would be fun to do a back-to-school school

  • expectations versus reality video.

  • Because I can think of a lot of things

  • that everyone's like, oh my god, this

  • is what's going to happen during school.

  • No, no it's not true.

  • If you can relate to any of these,

  • give this video a thumbs up.

  • And also, I'm currently having a 500,000 subscriber giveaway

  • where I give away a MacBook Pro, iPad Mini,

  • and a GoPro camera as well $200 gift cards.

  • So, if you didn't enter that video,

  • I'm going to put it right over here.

  • You can click it.

  • Let's get on with this video!

  • Oof.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Hey.

  • You want to go out some time?

  • [BUZZER SOUND]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Can you please not stare at me.

  • I feel really uncomfortable.

  • [DING SOUND]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [CHATTER]

  • [BUZZER SOUND]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Sorry.

  • [DING SOUND]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Don't worry, I give easy tests.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Oh dang.

  • OK, that was an easy test.

  • Cool.

  • [BUZZER SOUND]

  • Don't worry, I gave easy tests.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [RECORD SCRATCHING SOUND]

  • Wait, I thought you said you'd give easy tests?

  • Well, they are easy as long as you read the entire textbook,

  • study all the extra notes I gave you,

  • go to the online study guide, make sure

  • that you talk to students who took the class last year,

  • and you should probably try your best to find copies of the exam

  • and study beforehand.

  • [DING SOUND]

  • [BELL RINGING AND MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Oh my god, guys!

  • I literally haven't seen you the entire summer.

  • So how was your guys summer?

  • Tell me everything!

  • So there was like this boy.

  • [BUZZER SOUND]

  • Oh my god, guys!

  • I haven't seen you guys the entire summer.

  • [CLOCK TICKING SOUND]

  • [DING SOUND]

  • [BELL RINGING AND MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Aw, they're so cute!

  • [BUZZER SOUND]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • That literally make me want to throw up in my mouth.

  • [DING SOUND]

  • [BELL RINGING AND MUSIC PLAYING]

  • I'm going to put every single that I

  • get for the rest of the school year right my folder.

  • And that way, I'm not going to get anything lost.

  • [BUZZER SOUND]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [DING SOUND]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [BUZZER SOUND]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Hey.

  • Wait, do you actually have to go to the bathroom?

  • No.

  • [DING SOUND]

  • [BELL RINGING AND MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [BUZZER SOUND]

  • Come into my office right now.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Next time, you wear the dress code.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [DING SOUND]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Hey, guys, this is a fun class.

  • Three days later.

  • Guys, this is still a fun class.

  • [BUZZER SOUND]

  • Hey, guys, this is a fun class.

  • Three days later.

  • No more Mr. Nice Guy.

  • You talk, you get written up.

  • [DING SOUND]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [BUZZER SOUND]

  • Can I borrow a pen?

  • Excuse me, no talking in the library.

  • If you want to talk, you go outside and talk.

  • This is my space.

  • [DING SOUND]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Wow, this food looks so good!

  • [BUZZER SOUND]

  • I'd rather starve than eat this food.

  • [DING SOUND]

  • [BELL RINGING AND MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Oh my god, guys, we all have the same exact classes.

  • No, literally.

  • [BUZZER SOUND]

  • Not a single one of us have a class together.

  • I will not see any of you this entire year.

  • No, actually, I have B lunch with you on Wednesdays.

  • [DING SOUND]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • No, you don't understand.

  • I'm going to pick out my outfit the night

  • before every single day for the rest of the school year.

  • This is going to be my year to dress cute.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [BUZZER SOUND]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [HORN SOUND]

  • [DING SOUND]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • So I hope you guys enjoyed this video,

  • and I hope you can relate to some of these.

  • Make sure to subscribe right over there for more fun videos,

  • and make sure to watch my previous two videos down below.

Can I go to the bathroom?

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