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  • *Sniff*

  • Hey Guys

  • So you probably already heard

  • all the hype around Pokemon GO Right now.

  • Unless you've been living under a GEOdude

  • It's literally everywhere,

  • Youtube, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram

  • and that's just online.

  • Turn off your computer, they're talking about it on TV,

  • You go outside to a park or grocery store or anything public,

  • there's probably people playing there, too.

  • I mean, there's been so much hype around POKEMON GO

  • that I've been that I started to see it in places that is not

  • What ?!

  • Don't act like you wouldn't catch her too

  • I mean she's still rare

  • it's better than catching Taylor swift again

  • that's all there's around here

  • and NO before you swifties jump to conclusions

  • I'm not saying that taylor swift is a rattata

  • because she looks like a rat

  • Rattata rattata RATTATA

  • it's a vine meme

  • RATTATAAAA

  • she's a rattata because rattatas are everywhere

  • and even if you don't wanna see or hear another one

  • you're still going to

  • and also because rattata can learn the ability to swift

  • and just like taylor swift they might not be the best attack (Kim was the goalkeeper)

  • it's still gonna be a hit

  • because swift doesn't miss

  • ok enough pokemon jargon

  • jargon ?!!?!?!?!

  • I don't know why I used that word

  • I've never used that word before

  • it's sounds like a pokemon

  • jargon JARGGON jargon jargon JAAAAAAARRGGOOOON

  • see this is exactly what I am talking about

  • it's the 90's again

  • it is all about pokemon

  • it's taking over the world AGAIN

  • and this time it's not something you should've been ashamed off

  • when I played pokemon and collected pokemon cards as a kid I've got to it like almost in secret

  • because back then play pokemon make you a nerd make you uncool

  • and now the table have turned and the chairs well

  • we now live in a day and age where playing pokemon does not make you ...

  • well I mean we are all still nerds

  • but there's more of us now

  • Pokemon go has once again make pokemon the biggest thing in the world right now

  • and no one should be happier about it than me

  • I've always been a super-Pokemon fan

  • I mean I've played all the games from the beginning

  • Pokemon RED BLUE GREEN YELLOW

  • pokemon snap pokemon pinball

  • I've watched every episode of pokemon that was on TV

  • I've even had the pokemon sound track so I can memorize all the songs

  • Not the part of my life I'm particularly proud of

  • but you need to know how big a pokemon fan I'm in order to truely understand me when I say this

  • I'm not trying to be a hater or a downer or anything but I can't be the only one who absolustely loves pokemon

  • that dosn't love pokemon go

  • *STFU loosers*

  • sean : you're just jealous

  • diana : you just suck that's why !

  • paco yellow : oh no sh*t

  • Oh I forgot to put the black bars

  • and now the text

  • *what it's like having an

  • opinion in 2016*

  • Pretty accurate

  • Look I don't hate the game

  • but in my honest opinion I was a little disapointed

  • specially after all the commercials they put out

  • that .. to get every body excited about it and trust me I had normal expectations I wasn't expecting the game to look like the commercial

  • it's an unrealistic expectation

  • well maybe not I mean there's virtual reality now

  • but to go from this to this

  • it's a little misleading

  • I still think it's a great idea

  • and I know the game took like 10 or 20 years to get done

  • but I still think it wasn't ready to be released

  • .... it's not really pokemon yet

  • it's a google maps styled with pokemon

  • it's pokemon least like pokemon game WHAT I'M I saying?!

  • that did not make sense

  • how do I describe that better in 2016

  • Oh

  • pokemon go is basically google maps mixed with four square with a pokemon snapchat filter on it

  • fam

  • *are you okey ryan ?*

  • with no chill

  • lit

  • savage

  • I'm still hyped

  • but you know what its not even the look of pokemon go that bothers me

  • I can get pass that

  • It's the fact that half the time you can’t sign into the game

  • because the servers are down

  • or they're experiencing difficulties

  • and maybe it's just me but even when you can sign in

  • when you are playing the game it just freezes randomly

  • specially for some reason when you finally catch something

  • something that you spent a lot of time looking for

  • and it kills batterie faster than any game I ever played before

  • I can go on for a long time

  • but I didn't made this video to hate on pokemon go

  • in fact I actually hope the game becomes more successful so that they can put some money into it and then I can finally play it

  • and who knows (1.0)

  • the game is so popular and they're making so much money that they probably are working on a second version that looks like the commercial

  • so for all of you that haven't given a shot yet specially if you're someone who loves pokemon like me

  • Don't have high expectations and it's still a fun game

  • I mean when you can actually play it

  • just don't expect it to look like the commercials

  • Don't expect it to be what we all wish for as kids POKEMON in the real world

  • cuz it's not quite there yet

  • in the downtime that I was actually waiting for the pokemon go servers to come back I wiped something together to help you with that

  • Here's a more honest commercial for what Pokemon go is really like

  • in the form of the same show that we all grow up with and loved watching except for the kids who did not know that show existed

  • fam lit savage no chill *never say never to drugs*

  • DAAAB

  • OMG I'm not gonna put that in YES I'M

  • I wanna be the very best at Pokemon GO because

  • In real life, My life's a mess, And this game gives me a cause,

  • I will travel across the lanes, I almost hit that guy

  • But it's okay, He didn't notice, Because he was inside, Pokemon Go, walk in to a tree, hit a kid, step on someones feet, Pokemon Go, with your best friends, but don't look or talk to them

  • Pokemon Go, red, yellow, or blue

  • if you're not on my team

  • f*uck you, drop everything, look there's Mewtwo, Pokemon Go

  • It's about throwing balls

  • Let us play with our balls,Pokemon,

  • on the last episode of pokemon go Ryan finally spotted the rarest pokemon MEWTOW

  • with only seconds to react Ryan finally throw his pokeball and ...

  • I'm not even joking look what poped out

  • Our servers are humbled by your incredible response we are working to resolve this issue please try again soon !

  • I love this game *Bye again*

  • *TEEHEE again*

*Sniff*

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Honest Pokemon Go Commercial!

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    鄭小鬼 posted on 2016/08/10
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