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  • - (Vince) Today you'll be eating...

  • - Oh no. - (Vince) ...this.

  • - (nervously) No. No!

  • What is it?

  • - Oh, what's-- I'm scared.

  • (gasps) Oh, it's canned.

  • - What could possibly be in it?

  • It better not be more testicles, that's for sure.

  • - You don't give me a label,

  • how am I supposed to know what it is?

  • - We have this bowl thing right here.

  • You might have to dump it in. It might be soupy.

  • I'm honestly a little scared.

  • - Oh, it's heavy.

  • (contents sloshing) Oh!

  • (sloshing) - (groans in disgust)

  • - Is this, like, a whole turkey in here?

  • What do you got in here? (sloshes)

  • - I was watching Chopped one day.

  • They had a challenge

  • where one of the ingredients was canned chicken.

  • And that's what this is reminding me of.

  • - (Vince) Why don't you open it up and pour out the contents

  • to see what it is? - (reluctantly) Oh, god. Okay.

  • - Dude, okay.

  • How do I even use one of these?

  • (can opener connects) - Got it, guys. We're good.

  • Yep. So how's you guys' day going?

  • - It's like Christmas. "Hey, Ethan, open your can.

  • Let's see what Santa brought you this year."

  • (can opener clicking) - (grunts)

  • Oh, I can't. Oh my god, no.

  • It smells so bad! It smells so bad!

  • - (whimpering) Oh god.

  • Oh shit.

  • - Smells like chicken broth.

  • Or chicken noodle soup, maybe.

  • Chicken noodle soup looks a little weird... if that's this.

  • - Aah!

  • - Oh, come on, man!

  • (screams)

  • - Oh!-kay. (chuckling) I wasn't that far off.

  • - (gasps loudly) It is the whole chicken!

  • - Oh, canned chicken. All right. I think I can work with this.

  • - That's a whole chicken. Really? Damn.

  • - I've never had anything like this. Yeah, this is gross.

  • - (Vince) Time to try it. - God damn it. It's not--

  • Oh no! No, no, no, no. Nonononononononono.

  • - (sulkily) No.

  • I'm really sorry I dropped this.

  • You guys don't have to make me eat it like this.

  • - Bon appétit.

  • (sniffs)

  • Tastes like chicken.

  • - Uh... oh.

  • I'm looking for the breast meat.

  • Mm.

  • - Light meat or dark meat? Which should I go for here?

  • Tastes like chicken.

  • - (retches)

  • This is like super salty-ass chicken.

  • - Oh god, I can't do this.

  • It's chicken.

  • I don't know why I would ever eat it like this.

  • - Find a good spot. Let me start right-- yeah, let's go in here.

  • Yeah.

  • At first, it's a little nasty. It's a little salty though.

  • (smacks) But tastes like chicken.

  • - Ready? Ugh.

  • (whimpers) Agh, it touched my lip. Eww!

  • (whimpers in disgust)

  • It's not that bad.

  • - (sighs deeply)

  • Okay.

  • It definitely looks and smells worse

  • than I thought it was gonna taste.

  • I guess if I was starving, I would eat this.

  • - They could've used in this on the Oregon Trail.

  • "Hey, we're gonna starve to death.

  • Just bring out the [bleep] bird in a can."

  • - I really want to know what this liquid is.

  • Preservative juice?

  • That can't be good for you.

  • - It looks like you guys went into the street,

  • and you're like, "Oh, something just got hit right there.

  • Let's put it in a can and then put it in front of the reactors

  • and have them eat it."

  • - (Vince) You just tried a full canned chicken.

  • - Ugh. (shuddering groan) Never again.

  • - That's weird.

  • - Who eats this stuff? Seriously.

  • - I did not know that existed.

  • That's a little weird that that exists.

  • - I've only heard of canned chicken noodle soup.

  • It's definitely not this.

  • - (Vince) The chicken is already fully cooked

  • and can be eaten out of the can.

  • But obviously, people usually prepare it in various ways.

  • - Okay.

  • Is this sold in this country?

  • - I can't see myself going to the grocery store

  • and being like, (gawkily) "Oh wow, this looks so dank."

  • - Zombie apocalypse, you know.

  • You never know what's gonna happen.

  • You need to have this stuff stored in your pantry in the garage.

  • - There's just no way in hell

  • if I tried to serve this to my own kids at home

  • that they would ever, ever, ever

  • want to eat anything I made again.

  • - One of my favorite things to make is Buffalo chicken dip.

  • So this, some Buffalo sauce, some cream cheese,

  • a little cheddar. It would come out all right.

  • - (Vince) Lastly, do you recommend

  • that people tried whole canned chicken?

  • - Yeah, try it. It's pretty good.

  • - Don't try it, please.

  • - Go for it. I mean, you can make something decent out of this.

  • - Yeah, I recommend it.

  • Take off the chicken and wash it

  • and maybe use the chicken to make chicken tostadas

  • or taquitos maybe.

  • - No!

  • I tried it for you, people of the internet.

  • - I'm gonna say you probably want to pass.

  • It's just not an appetizing experience.

  • - Sure.

  • Next time my son does something obnoxious,

  • this is what I'm gonna send-- (snickers)

  • this is what I'm gonna give him to eat.

  • - It's good. Give it a try.

  • You just gotta clean it up a little bit,

  • and you could fool anybody easily. (chuckles)

  • Kids especially and husbands. (chuckles)

  • - Thanks for watching us eat canned chicken on the React channel.

  • - What food do you think we should eat next?

  • Let us know in the comments.

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  • - Subscribe, unless you're chicken.

  • - Bye, y'all. What the cluck did I just eat?

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