Mr. Trump

You really are a heel

You're as racist as a klansman

Dipped in dumb, misguided zeal

Mr. Trump

You're a rotten orange with...

Alarmingly fascist ideas!

You're a monster, Mr.Trump

You say Muslims are uncontrolled!

Claimed they cheered on 9/11

Now you want to BAN them all

Donald Truuump

I wouldn't touch you despite your...

Thirty-nine and a half percent lead in the polls!

You hate Mexicans, Mr. Trump

Say Latinos steal and rape

You want to build a wall

And make Hispanics pay it all

Mr.Truuump

Given the choice between you and Ben Carson

I'd choose...

Ugh, do I... Do I have to pick?

They're both awful

I don't want to support either, even as a joke.

In fact, this song is just going to draw more

attention to Trump.

Big picture, people:

are we doing more harm than good here, or...

Ugh...

*Interruption by catchy music from the Grinch stole Christmas*

You're a nightmare,

Mr. Trump

You're a callous, sexist, stooge

Mocking disabled reporters

Calling women ugly, too

Donald Truuump!

The three words that best describe-

your lack of political experience are as follows,

And I quote...

"Huge!" "Huge!" "Huge!"

You're a mean one,

Mr. Trump

This campaign, you have derailed

You're an electoral fungus

Topped with cotton candy hair

Mr. Truuump!

Your candidacy is an appalling dump heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful

assortment of delporable rubbish imaginable, and you probably disapprove of this song

because it's about Christmas

But it's not religious enough

Even though YOU don't really care! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

A seasick crocodile

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