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  • Allison- Welcome to Just Between Us! Many of you have been wondering,

  • "Whose arm is longer?" Gaby- No one's been wondering that.

  • G- Where are you measuring starting from? The fingers?

  • A- Yeah! Mm, I think the wrist. No? G- The wrist?

  • A- Isn't this your arm? What's an arm? G- The wrist??

  • A- This is- oh, ooh, it got juicy! This is what could happen is- potentially,

  • One of our arms is longer, but then the other person's hand could put them

  • over the edge, in terms of... width-span.

  • G- Wingspan? A- Wingspan!

  • A- Okay! We are comin' in at a hot... 26 and a half inches!

  • G- Is that good or bad? A- Couldn't tell ya!

  • G- Wait, is it exactly the same? A- Well that was anticlimactic.

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  • A- (singing halfheartedly) This week we have an international question, international question

  • international questioooooooooonnnnnnnnnn G- You could just pick domestic questions.

  • A- Greta, from Europe. G- She just said Europe?

  • A- Yep. Just 'From Europe'! One time I saw a magician who was just from Europe,

  • And I thought that was like a little slimy bit of marketing.

  • (G laughing) A- BUT, it was the best magic I'd ever seen!

  • A- Greta from Europe wants to know, "Is bisexuality a thing?" (G activates bitchface)

  • (quickly) A- I should give some backstory on Greta from Europe!

  • A- A large part of my job on this show, G- OH, I'd love to hear this.

  • A- Is reading these emails. G- 'Kay.

  • A- That are kind of long, and a little convoluted and then plucking from them,

  • A- Just the- (snaps fingers) hottest button topic.

  • G- I feel like you're saying this to mitigate how angry I'm about to be at what this actually was.

  • A- Right. So technically, Greta identifies as bisexual, but hasn't come out yet,

  • And she tried to talk to her sister about it, but her sister, who's gay, told her

  • That bisexuality was not a thing.

  • G- In my experience as a bisexual lady, A- WHAT? G- Yeah, do your bit.

  • A- (makes shocked choking-like noises)

  • G- You know, I can't wait until we're like 60, and you're still-

  • A- Well it's gonna be great. G- We're, like, at Denny's, and I say something

  • about being bisexual and you like grab the waiter like "DID YOU HEAR THAT?"

  • A- It's gonna be even funnier then because everyone will be bisexual by the time we're 60!

  • G- From your mouth, to bisexual God's ears. A- Let's play a game, where I'm someone

  • Who doesn't believe bisexuality is real. G- Mmhmm. A- And then you have to convince

  • me that it is. G- (heavy sigh) Are you a lesbian in this scenario? A- Sure.

  • A- Do I have to do method acting? (smack) G- Are you wearing lip gloss? A- Yeah, sorry.

  • A- Ok, I'm a lesbian who doesn't believe in bisexuality. Also, imagine me as a redhead.

  • G- Allison, who is a lesbian- A- My name is Terese. G- Ok, Terese,

  • G- I just wanted to let you know because I love and respect you, um, as a member of

  • the LGBT community, that I am bisexual. A- Pffff. No you're not. You just

  • Haven't decided yet if you like girls better or guys better. G- No, uh, bisexuality is

  • its own thing, actually, and it just means that I'm open to dating people of

  • all gender identities. A- Yeah, but it's so different! Are you gonna tell me that you

  • like both vanilla and chocolate ice cream? G- Um, yeah, sometimes I mix them together

  • into what's called a 'swirl'! A- I am a prominent member of the LGBT

  • community. G- Great. A- BUT I would just think- G- A prominent member?!

  • A- Yeah. G- Okay, cool. A- There's rankings. G- Great. Wait, are you what we'd call a...

  • Celesbian? A- Yep, I'm celesbian. I understand that maybe, sure, you're attracted

  • to men and women, but you definitely like one of them more.

  • G- Sometimes, bisexuals are exactly 50/50, and sometimes bisexuals lean towards one

  • sex over the other, but- A- But then you're not bisexual!

  • G- No, you are, because you like all gender identities! You're open to dating all

  • gender identities. For example, 'Terese', you know how you had an ex girlfriend who was tall,

  • and then your next ex girlfriend was short? A- Yes? G- So, would you say that you like

  • both types of girls, tall and short girls? A- Yeah, but that's not as different as a

  • penis and a vagina! G- Ah, but also, gender is not limited to a penis and a vagina.

  • A- You got me there!

  • A- Why do you call yourself bisexual instead of pansexual?

  • G- Mostly cause when I was younger, the first term I learned for it was bisexual.

  • And then later I learned pansexual. Some people think that bi indicates a gender

  • binary, and pansexual is more open to trans people, however someone just explained to

  • me that bisexual means two, not in the sense of two genders, but in the sense of liking

  • people who are your same gender, and then liking other genders.

  • A- Ohh! You just blew Terese's mind!!

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  • A- When I was younger, I fell off a horse and broke a growth plate in my arm and

  • now they're uneven. G- No, you fuc- You d-

  • A- JUST KIDDING! G-THIS IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!

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Allison- Welcome to Just Between Us! Many of you have been wondering,

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