Hey! I once dated a girl who believed she was abducted by aliens

And that didn't bother you?

Au contraire!

It meant she was naive and open to a little examination

What am I supposed to do?

Pretend I believe something I don't whenever I'm with Penny?

Hey, I'm sure Penny fakes all kind of things when she's with you

Let me show you another way to look at this

Here we have the universe of all women

Ok. These are the one you want to sleep with

These are the women who believe exactly what you believe

This are the women who would be willing to sleep with you

And right there, in the little triple intersection

is your ideal mate

Probably she's a short physicist with low self-esteem

who lives in a government research facility in China

What's your point?

In order to keep having a sexual relationship with Penny

I have to give up everything I believe in?

My intellectual integrity? the very nature of who I am?

I can't do that Howard

I respect that

What is that?

Your new girlfriend

Have fun with it!

Have fun with it!