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Oh, God, that feels so good.
Yeah, that's the spot. Oh,baby.
Howard, dinner's ready!
I'll eat later. I'm busy! Oh, yeah. Just like a real hand.
You slipped and fell into a robot hand?
Yes.
Penis first?
Yes. Now, help me!
I'd suggest a lubricant, but I have a feeling you fell on some of that as well.
Not funny, Leonard.
Really? A robot hand's got a death grip on your junk, dude. That's funny, ask anyone.
Plea-- before my mother walks in, get this off me!
Okay, let's see.
No, no! Don't touch. The program is paused.
Well, then let's un-pause it.
No, no! I loaded the wrong program. The hand thinks it's holding a screwdriver in outer space. If you continue the program, it's gonna start twisting.
A-All right. Um, how about this. When-when Winnie the Pooh got his head stuck in the honey tree, his friends all grabbed onto him and pulled and pulled.
You do what you want. I'm not touching another man's honey tree.
All right, uh, forget pulling. How about we get an electric saw and cut it off?
What?! No saws! One circumcision was enough.
How about an acetylene torch?
Okay, I can't believe this needs to be said out loud. No pulling, no saws, no torches.
Well, then what do you want us to do?
Howard, I made cookies for you and your little friends!
That's great, Mom, thanks!
I'll bring them up with some Hawaiian Punch!
Don't come up here!
Why not?! Are you ashamed of your mother?!
Yes, but that's not the point! Get me out of here.
You have any ideas, Raj?
Right now, all I can think about is cookies and Hawaiian Punch.
Okay, come on. Almost there.
Don't tug.
No tugging. Next time, take your own advice.
Excuse me, could you help us out?
My, my, my. What do we have here?
I slipped and fell.
Yeah, we get that a lot. What is this?
It's a robot arm.
Where's the rest of the robot?
I only built the arm.
Cause that's all you needed, right?
Can you please just help me?!
All right, all right. Hang on, stay calm.
I need an orderly with a wheelchair. I got a robot hand grasping a man's penis out here.
You think you could be a little more discreet?
I'm sorry,we don't have a code for "Robot hand grasping a man's penis." Why is it hooked up to a computer?
Uh, it's what controls the arm.
But it's frozen.
Did you try turning it off and back on again?
No, you see, it's more complicated than that. No, wait!
Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree.
Now can we have cookies and Hawaiian Punch?
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The Big Bang Theory _ Howard Wolowitz - Robotic Hand.mp4

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VoiceTube published on January 31, 2017    Clément translated    Mandy Lin reviewed
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