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  • Oh, God, that feels so good.

  • Yeah, that's the spot. Oh,baby.

  • Howard, dinner's ready!

  • I'll eat later. I'm busy! Oh, yeah. Just like a real hand.

  • You slipped and fell into a robot hand?

  • Yes.

  • Penis first?

  • Yes. Now, help me!

  • I'd suggest a lubricant, but I have a feeling you fell on some of that as well.

  • Not funny, Leonard.

  • Really? A robot hand's got a death grip on your junk, dude. That's funny, ask anyone.

  • Plea-- before my mother walks in, get this off me!

  • Okay, let's see.

  • No, no! Don't touch. The program is paused.

  • Well, then let's un-pause it.

  • No, no! I loaded the wrong program. The hand thinks it's holding a screwdriver in outer space. If you continue the program, it's gonna start twisting.

  • A-All right. Um, how about this. When-when Winnie the Pooh got his head stuck in the honey tree, his friends all grabbed onto him and pulled and pulled.

  • You do what you want. I'm not touching another man's honey tree.

  • All right, uh, forget pulling. How about we get an electric saw and cut it off?

  • What?! No saws! One circumcision was enough.

  • How about an acetylene torch?

  • Okay, I can't believe this needs to be said out loud. No pulling, no saws, no torches.

  • Well, then what do you want us to do?

  • Howard, I made cookies for you and your little friends!

  • That's great, Mom, thanks!

  • I'll bring them up with some Hawaiian Punch!

  • Don't come up here!

  • Why not?! Are you ashamed of your mother?!

  • Yes, but that's not the point! Get me out of here.

  • You have any ideas, Raj?

  • Right now, all I can think about is cookies and Hawaiian Punch.

  • Okay, come on. Almost there.

  • Don't tug.

  • No tugging. Next time, take your own advice.

  • Excuse me, could you help us out?

  • My, my, my. What do we have here?

  • I slipped and fell.

  • Yeah, we get that a lot. What is this?

  • It's a robot arm.

  • Where's the rest of the robot?

  • I only built the arm.

  • Cause that's all you needed, right?

  • Can you please just help me?!

  • All right, all right. Hang on, stay calm.

  • I need an orderly with a wheelchair. I got a robot hand grasping a man's penis out here.

  • You think you could be a little more discreet?

  • I'm sorry,we don't have a code for "Robot hand grasping a man's penis." Why is it hooked up to a computer?

  • Uh, it's what controls the arm.

  • But it's frozen.

  • Did you try turning it off and back on again?

  • No, you see, it's more complicated than that. No, wait!

  • Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree.

  • Now can we have cookies and Hawaiian Punch?

Oh, God, that feels so good.

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