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  • >> YOU'VE REACHED THE AGE WHERE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO WATCH

  • ON TV.

  • BUT SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T STAY UP THAT LONG.

  • WHY LET A PROBLEM LIKE PREMATURE BEDTIME GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR

  • LATE NIGHT SATISFACTION?

  • WHEN 11:35 ROLLS AROUND, WILL YOU BE READY?

  • MILLIONS ARE SWITCHING TO THE "LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT

  • AND FINDING THEY STAY UP LONGER, LAUGH HARDER AND GO TO SLEEP

  • SATISFIED-ER.

  • "THE LATE SHOW" IS PROVEN TO INCREASE ENTERTAINMENT FLOW WHEN

  • YOU NEED IT MOST.

  • ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF YOUR HEART IS HEALTHY ENOUGH FOR TELEVISION.

  • SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE AGITATION, BLEEDING GUMS, DIARRHEAIA BODY

  • SPASMS, CATARACTS, UPPER AND LOWER RESPIRATORY FAILURE,

  • RESPIRATORY FAILURE, CLOGGED BOWELS, CONFUSE, DELIRIUM,

  • FUNGAL INFECTION, HAIR LOSS, HOSTILITITY, LACK OF HEART BEAT, MUSCLE PAIN, WEAKNESS

  • FAULTY EJACULATION, RUINING OF THE EARS, EYEBALLS, COLONEL

  • REMARKS TYPHUS, DISTEMPER, ST. ANTHONY'S FIRE, SCRIBNER'S

  • PALSY, COOPER'S DROOP, GROCERY'S ITCH, LUMBAGO, IMP TYINGO AND

  • BLATTER IN THE THROAT, SCURVY.

  • CHARLEY ROSACEA.

  • WHOOPING COUCH, BONUS SPLEEN, PANDER MOUTH, JAZZ SHINS, PURPLE

  • BURPS, BRAIN TUBE AND EXPLOSIVE ON LEAVE.

  • IF YOUR LATE SHOW LASTS MORE THAN ONE HOUR YOU'RE WATCHING

  • JAMES CORDEN.

  • "LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN

  • STAY UP LONGER THAN NATURE INTENDED.

>> YOU'VE REACHED THE AGE WHERE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO WATCH

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