IMPRESSION THAT YOU'RE A DEEP

PERSON.

I LIKE TO GIVE THE IMPRESSION

THAT I'M A DEEP PERSON.

( LAUGHTER )

CAN WE GET REAL FOR A MINUTE?

>> LET'S GO DEEP.

>> Stephen: I'D LIKE TO DO

SOMETHING WITH YOU.

IT'S A NEW SEGMENT WE'RE CALLING

"BIG QUESTIONS WITH EVEN BIGGER

STARS."

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>> Stephen: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL

NIGHT.

>> SURE IS.

( LAUGHTER )

>> Stephen: SCARLET, DO YOU

THINK THERE'S A DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN LIVING AND BEING ALIVE?

>> I FEEL PRETTY ALIVE RIGHT

NOW.

( LAUGHTER )

>> Stephen: WOULD YOU RATHER

HAVE FEET FOR HANDS OR HANDS FOR

FEET?

( LAUGHTER )

>> HANDS FOR FEET.

>> Stephen: YEAH, BECAUSE IF

YOU HAD FEET FOR HANDS, IT WOULD

BE REALLY HARD TO TIE THE SHOE

LACES THAT WERE ON YOUR HANDS.

( LAUGHTER )

>> OR EAT A YOGURT.

( SIGHS )

>> Stephen: CAN I ASK YOU A

QUESTION?

>> SURE.

>> Stephen: YOU WANT TO ASK ME

A QUESTION?

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OPRAH'S

DOING RIGHT NOW?

>> Stephen: SHE'S PROBABLY

TALKING TO GAYLE IN THEIR SECRET

LANGUAGE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO HAVE HAPPEN

TO YOUR BODY WHEN YOU DIE?

( LAUGHTER )

>> I JUST WANT TO BE DUMPED IN

THE HUDSON, I GUESS.

( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: THAT WOULD BE

NICE.

I WANT TO BE WHIPPED INTO A

SOUFFLE AND SERVED TO MY ENEMIES

IN ONE OF NEW YORK'S FINEST

RESTAURANTS.

( APPLAUSE )

>> STEPHEN?

>> Stephen: YES, SCARLET?

>> WHAT TIME IS IT.

>> Stephen: IT'S TIME TO GO TO

A COMMERCIAL.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON, EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING

HERE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

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