Name: The Late Show Wheel Of News
Uploaded: 2016-07-11T06:13:00.000Z
Duration: 9 min 51 s
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BUT THERE ARE JUST SO MANY STORIES OUT THERE, I CAN'T

LUCKILY, I DON'T HAVE TO DECIDE ANY MORE BECAUSE I'M

RELINQUISHING EDITORIAL CONTROL IN MY NEW SEGMENT:

WE'VE INSTALLED A GIANT SPINNING WHEEL ON THE CEILING OF THE ED

LIKE "ENTERTAINMENT," "POLITICS, "SPORTS," AND "GUACAMOLE."

(LAUGHTER) THOUGH IF IT LANDS ON GUACAMOLE,

WHEN I PULL THIS LEVER, THE WHEEL SPINS, THEN I TALK ABOUT

I DIDN'T GIVE THE GUYS ENOUGH TIME TO FINISH THE DOME.

SO THIS GUY HOLDING THE POLE RIGHT HERE --

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THIS IS BRENDAN HURLEY.

(CHEERING) BRENDAN IS ASLEEP UNDER MY DESK,

ITHE BERNIE SANDERS THING THE OTHER NIGHT, HE WAS UNDER THE

BRENDAN IS ALSO A SCENIC ON THE SHOW, AND SINCE WE CAN'T GET THE

DOME TO WORK RIGHT TONIGHT, HE'S GOING TO HELP ME WITH THE MODEL

WE BASED THE DOME ON, THIS SPINNING WHEEL.

WE'RE GOING TO USE THE MODEL IT WAS BASED ON TO DO THIS TONIGHT

I'M GOING TO SPIN THE WHEEL AND WHEN IT STOPS, I'LL DO THE

>> Stephen: THE LATEST HARD OR EVEN SEMISOFT NEWS ABOUT

THIS WEEK, A SHOCKING DISCOVERY FROM THE PARMESAN WARS, BECAUSE

THE U.S.D.A. REVEALED THAT SOME CHEESE SUPPLIERS OF GRATED

PARMESAN CHEESE HAVE BEEN ADDING WOOD PULP.

NOW THEY EXPLAIN THIS WOOD PULP IS JUST CELLULOSE WHICH IS USED

AND SURE, "A LITTLE ANTI-CLUMPING AGENT NEVER HURT

A SAMPLE OF PARMESAN FROM ONE GROCERY CHAIN WAS 8.8% WOOD

BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, YOUR LASAGNA IS AS STURDY AS AN IKEA

NOW PERSONALLY, I AM OUTRAGED BY THIS BREACH OF TRUST.

I DON'T CHECK ON WHAT GOES INTO MY MOUTH, BUT I HAVE ALWAYS

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING THAT PULLS THE LEVER?

OH, LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE MINI CLUBMAN INTEGRATION.

O, IT LANDS ON "MENTAL HEALTH." >> DING, DING, DING, DING!

GREAT, THIS IS A TOPIC THAT IS NOT COVERED ENOUGH IN THE MEDIA,

AND IT IS IMPORTANT TO TAKE A MOMENT TO SHINE A LIGHT ON IT.

THE INTERIOR AMBIENT LIGHTING MOLDED INTO THE 2016 MINI

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) AND THAT'S IT FOR "MENTAL

PEOPLE WHO ARE SIGNIFICANTLY OVERWEIGHT MAY PERCEIVE

DISTANCES AS BEING GREATER THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE.

WHICH EXPLAINS THE OLD JOKE "YO MAMMA IS SO FAT, HER DEPTH

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