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  • IT IS APRIL 1st, AND I LOVE APRIL FOOLS' PRANKS.

  • APRIL FOOLS, I REALLY DON'T LIKE THEM.

  • CALL ME CRAZY, BUT SHOCKING OR FRIGHTENING YOUR LOVED ONES IS

  • NOT A NATIONAL HOLIDAY.

  • WELL, IT IS, BUT IT'S THANKSGIVING DINNER.

  • I WANT TO BE CLEAR YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL APRIL ONE.

  • BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE PULLING PRANKS TODAY.

  • FOR INSTANCE, THIS MIGHT HAPPEN.

  • YOUR LANDLORD MIGHT COME BY AND DEMAND THAT YOU PAY HIM A LOT OF

  • MONEY TO KEEP LIVING IN YOUR HOME.

  • DON'T FALL FOR IT.

  • HE PULLED THE SAME TRICK THE FIRST OF THE MONTH LAST MONTH.

  • AND IT'S HAPPENING ONLINE.

  • OVER AT THE WEBSITE PORNHUB-- WHICH I HAVE BEEN TOLD EXISTS--

  • THEY CHANGED THEIR NAME TODAY TO CORNHUB, AND REPLACED ALL THEIR

  • DIRTY MOVIES WITH FOOTAGE OF CORN.

  • YEAH, SHOCKING.

  • IT WAS SHOCKING.

  • >> Jon: WOW.

  • >> Stephen: THERE WAS SOME HARD-CORE SHUCKING GOING ON.

  • ALTHOUGH, I GOTTA SAY, I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED BECAUSE ANYBODY

  • WHO WATCHES THAT IS GOING TO HAVE REALLY UNREALISTIC BODY

  • STANDARDS.

  • THOSE ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT NATURAL NIBLETS.

  • BUT THE BIGGEST APRIL FOOLS' DAY PRANK, I HAVE TO ADMIT, WAS

  • ACTUALLY PRETTY FUNNY.

  • DONALD TRUMP IS STILL RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU GOT US!

  • YOU GOT US!

  • AND YOU MIGHT HAVE FORGOT, STILL ABOUT 20 MINUTES LEFT,

  • MR. TRUMP, TO JUMP OUT FROM BEHIND SOMETHING.

  • OR OFF SOMETHING.

IT IS APRIL 1st, AND I LOVE APRIL FOOLS' PRANKS.

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