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  • Hello there! So I've been living in the UK now for over 2 years, and I'm starting to

  • develop this weird, British-esque accent, at least I hope so.

  • So to further help that, I've got my friend Cherry Wallis from Birmingham. She's gonna

  • be teaching me how to speak with a full-on British accent.

  • So what do I got to do? So I've got some phrases, and I want you to

  • say them, in your best British accent. *in Shite British accent* I'm ready. I am very

  • ready.

  • The first one is Good golly! I have to get more tea!

  • Good golly! I've got to get more tea! I HAVE to get.

  • I said got! Because you're American.

  • Good golly! I have to get more tea! That was okay.

  • *British* alright Golly! What an outrageous crumpet.

  • *shit British* Golly! What an outrageous crumpet. Who says that?!

  • You sound like a robot when you do your British.

  • *in what sounds like an attempt at a British robot voice*

  • Golly! What an outrageous crumpet. Ah-may-zing!

  • Hide your crumpets; the queen ran out of tea! Hide your crumpets, the tea ran out of queen!

  • *laughing* *laughing intensifies*

  • THE TEA RAN OUT OF QUEEN

  • Hide your crumpets the queen ran out of tea! You sound so excited.

  • Oh sorry. *in bored voice* Hide your crumpets the queen

  • ran out of tea!

  • Not like TAY I'm British squidward.

  • Pip pip!

  • Tally ho! I'm off to watch the racing at Ascot. Tally ho! I'm off to watch the racing at Ascot.

  • Wow. Was that good? Meh. It's so fake British.

  • Oh hold on! Let me do my London.

  • Tally ho! I'm off to watch the racing at Ascot.

  • I can still tell you're American.

  • Blimey, my old chap. It's a bit chilly today innit?

  • Blimey, my old chap. This doesn't sound like British; it sounds like fake Dick Van Dyke.

  • Why's everything Blimey?!

  • You sort of have an Australian twang like BLIMEY.

  • It's quite chilly out today isn't it? Go back to America.

  • I don't wanna get deported.

  • HA Sorry. It's okay.

  • Oh good lord that's moist. Oh good lord that's moist.

  • That was alright actually. Alright.

  • Alright. I just watch Ben Cook's videos over and over

  • to go "Alright." Alright

  • Alright I feel like I'm like the seagull from Finding

  • Nemo. Except mine, mine... alright alright.

  • Oh good lord that's moist. That was your best one so far.

  • Has anyone put the kettle on? It hurts my mouth.

  • But it was anybody it was anyone! *Cherry Wallis sabotage*

  • I am literally bringing my Americanisms. That's how I speak now. Half American half

  • British.

  • Has anyone put the kettle on? Has anyone put the kettle on?

  • So forced , but it's okay.

  • Oh spiffing! Want some tea and crumpet with that Victoria sponge?

  • Oh spiffing! Want some tea and crumpets with that Victoria sponge?

  • That was alright actually. You're actually getting better sortof.

  • Should I do some british youtuber intros If you want to

  • Aloha sprinklerinos That doesn't sound anything like Zoella

  • That's because it's Louise *laughing*

  • Are you KIDDING ME?! "That does not sound like Zoella."

  • FAKE FAN! *laughing intensifies*

  • *while laughing* That doesn't sound anything like zoella

  • Excuse me sir, can you please move? I'd like to sit on this underground carriage.

  • Just kidding no one would even talk on the underground.

  • Bugger off. Piss off.

  • Is that good? No

  • Piss off. Bob's your uncle.

  • Bob's your uncle. Okay that was American as frick.

  • Bob is not my uncle; I just wanted to clarify I don't have an uncle.

  • The dog's bollocks. What?

  • Have you never heard that as a British phrase? I don't hang around your type.

  • Do you know what it means? The dog's bollocks? The dog's balls?!

  • No no no. Okay. *uncomfortable laughing*

  • What would you like for dinner? THE DOG'S BOLLOCKS!

  • How is that an expression?!

  • It says it means when you think something is the absolute best it is the dog's bollocks.

  • You know what I love? The dog's bollocks. No, you don't love the dog's bollocks, if

  • you like your laptop... Then it's the dog's bollocks.

  • So I'm comparing my laptop to some dog's testicles which means it's great?

  • I didn't say that. I knew that it made sense, but that's what

  • it is. I've got the hump.

  • *eyebrows raise* That's an actual phrase that is used commonly

  • in Britain. I've got the hump.

  • Do you know what it means? I'm horny?

  • Nope. It means you're annoyed at someone. *laughs* I'm horny.

  • I'm at the club *pronounced claughb* because I got the hump.

  • Uhm, alright so I've got the hump with England because they won't let me stay.

  • Aww. I'm Hermione Granger! And you are?

  • Okay just stop trying to imitate women. Oh bugger.

  • Everyone says bugger. But not in America...

  • So I went to my nan's house the other day and she didn't even offer me tea so I was

  • like piss off and then she slapped me in the face.

  • Did it work? No. No.

  • You know we say grandma as well right? Everyone here has a nan. Everyone's like my

  • NAN. No I have a nan; I also have a grandma.

  • They're the same thing. Are they lesbians?

  • NO! *laughing*

  • I'm just going to the corner shop to get some fish and chips.

  • I'm just going to the corner shop to get some fish and chips.

  • I'm just going to the corner shop to get some fish and chips.

  • You tried. *laughing* you tried.

  • You tried.

  • Toodle pip ol' chap I rode my Boris bike past the Thames yesterday and I hit a pigeon with

  • my mouth.

  • 1 to 10 what do you rate me? 3?

  • A 3 out of 10? I think I deserve at least a 7.

  • What do you think? If you're going for really posh countryside

  • British. I have money.

  • Then maybe a 4 or a 5. Alright.

  • Thanks for watching, everybody. I hope you enjoyed my British accent.

  • Please rate me below, and also I did a video on Cherry's channel where I taught her how

  • to speak in an American accent. *in the worst attempt at an American accent

  • ever to be conceived* I did amazingly...y'all. *laughing* And obviously it went great.

  • So thank you for watching. Click here to subscribe to my channel

  • And click here to go to Cherry's channel. Thanks for watching I'll see you guys next

  • week. Good bye.

  • *catchy af whistling theme tune*

  • No I'm gonna give you some phrases to say... when you don't spill your tea down your jumper.

  • *laughing* Ahhhh!

  • *laughing intensifies* So hot!

  • Hot pants!

  • Oh...*spills tea* *laughing*

  • That's 2 tea spills in one video. Ugh, calamiTEA.

  • You know that's really not good I still got a head concussion.

  • *laughing* Yeah I went to the doctor's the other day...

  • Got some medication... Did you... HEAD to the doctor's?

  • *the look of supreme pun judging* *laughing*

  • I hate you so much. Leave.

Hello there! So I've been living in the UK now for over 2 years, and I'm starting to

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