Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Once upon a time, in a town not too one like your own. There lived a beautiful girl with an impossible dream. Ever since she was a child, she wished on her birthday that one day, she'll become a real-life princess Tomorrow night, at her party, she'll celebrate with all her princess friends. Oh my God, you have to save me, please. Oh las, real life women are never back to be perfect in everywhere. (what's wrong?) No one will buy me a drink. I hate my step sisters. I can't find a boyfriend. And mice made this dress. What are you gonna do about it? I guess I can stand up for myself. (yes!) No, I am trying to wait for a man to save me. Here's why it's a terrible idea to become a Disney princess in real life. Do you want to go to the latest party? Go away Yeah, he's cute, hot and dreamy. Wow, husband. You haven't met with the guy yet. It is just me? Or is it really cold in here? Hmm, Laila said can you turn the temperature on? No, I don't want to be a part of this. Well, tell her I don't know how. The thermoscope is in your room, duh! Fuck it all, turn the winter for everyone. Oh, it's a magic. My one true love. You wanna make sure he's not pretending to like you so he doesn't stab you in the back and take over our kingdom. Love is a tinder swipe right. Bonjour! Bonjour! Hey Good morning, Belle. Good morning, Alice. Good morning. Hey, girl. Hey, girl. Hey, boy. So...hmm...I believe he's staring at you again, Belle. Well, because I actually read books. God, I'm so peculiar. But you've read that book like a thousand times. I want so much more than this digital life. I need a challenge like that guy. And then you press that on. I'm gonna wreck it. No, he looks dangerous. I can fix him. How much further? Just around the river band. Don't! Do you know how many toxins there are in that over-processed white people crack? But where are we going to have our lunch? Look around you. This is where the path of a paleo gluten-free diet has for us. Why can't we just order some pizza? Listen. Do you hear that? My friends recommend you switch to high intensity functional workout for your muffin top. And it will make you feel like you are one of the universe, you know. Where is that wind coming from? Oh my God. What about this one? So cute! Happy birthday It's cool, my boyfriend told me how to do this. (No) No, but it's stealing. Oh, my God Oh, you look like an old friend, I'm sorry. Your hair is so twisty. Oh my God, you are sneaking some of it? Do you know who I am? Don't care! We're so sorry. You are about to find out! Hello, Daddy? Daddy... They never gets your nose right. Thank you. It's right, mother. It's just me and the girls. Alright, bye. Thank you for coming. My mom would kill me if she knew it was just me and you. Ok It's fine for now. And we're here for Laila's birthday, remember? I'm sorry. Sometimes I just get a little overwhelmed. Not being locked up in my room at all. Why would they give us bloody worms? Girl, it's just Spaghetti. It's Italian, blonde. That sounds gross. Do you have any eggs in that soup? You know, I really love...Don't touch! Happy birthday! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Where on the world is Ariel? Now that her birthday party has finally arrived. (Happy birthday) Welcome! which remains the same. I'm not under the sea. I'm standing on dry land. the moral of my story changing for a man. You've always been my friend, my closest BFF. So, listen well. Now that you become a princess. There's a lot of singing going on. My man prefer a lady grow up hair. And my world is blue and my magic blond hair. And I'm ambitious, strong, romantic, imaginative. You're totally replaced. A mother lost was down in Neverland. Take them away, Aurora. I clean for seven men who never give me a hand and don't you be my friend because we'll run way Who cares about our parents cuz they're probably... what's the word? Ooh, I'm not a fish. I'd rather be cold and iced-cold, speechless. We left everything behind for a guy I just met because he's the best best a princess can get. Lights on. Facetime on the weekend. I'll text you when I can. Love you, bye. Seriously? You know what? I would rather be a queen in my own rights. So just crown down, princesses. And she lived happily ever after. Oh my God, I'm so late. Happy birthday. Oh, and I have to leave at midnight which is like 5 minutes so..... Oh! Fuck pumpkins
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