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  • Hey Dak, you got that backing track?

  • Turn it on!

  • Oh yeah

  • Go ahead, pump it up

  • Uh, I'd love to catch a firefly that's far away

  • I see your whole crew staring as I put this beat down

  • Mmm, you're like a soup can

  • I'm like Superman

  • I saw Veronica the girl that put you OFF blast

  • Cause you played harmonica in art class

  • I know you want her, too

  • But you don't move 'cause you don't have any shoes

  • You touch a pom-pom

  • I touch an A-Bomb

  • Mmm, aw yeahhh

  • Hey, see if you can give it more bass

  • OW!

  • Hey! Where's the music?

  • I'm not German

  • And I'm not a Mexican potato

  • Yum, yum, rum

  • Like, I will not touch spit

  • Oh, you'll like MY spit

  • Oh, that's gross

  • You got a second?

  • Yeah, so what's up man, what's troubling you?

  • When it's dark out there, I kinda want mommy

  • Yeah, but it's not like your mom can do anything to protect you

  • Even if she's bonkers with a razor?

  • Ohh.

  • Wow, okay.

  • Different kind of mom.

  • Hey, see if she wants a job!

  • Oh okay. Nice floor!

  • Thank you!

  • Spinny chair, spin me around, 'cause you're my friend!

  • Oh, what are you doing there?

  • Nope, that's not what I'm trying to do -

  • Back the other way? Okay, oh, mm, oh

  • Okay

  • Nooooooooooo!

  • And that's how I lost my tail

  • Yo dog

  • Penny for your thoughts

  • I hate Brenda and a bad guy hit me in the shin and I peed all on my pants

  • Ha ha ha

  • It's nothing a little music can't help!

  • Rockin', rockin' and rollin'

  • Down to the beach I'm strollin'

  • But the seagulls poke at my head

  • NOT FUN!

  • I said, Seagulls, MMMPHH

  • STOP IT NOW!

  • HMMM HA hmm hmm hmmm HA hmm

  • hmm HA hmm hmm hmm hmm HA

  • HMM HA hmm HMM hmm HMM hmm hmmm

  • HA!

  • Yeah, whatever, you're sort of pitchy

  • You didn't like it?

  • Listen man, I'm not your friend

  • MMmmm

  • Don't fall asleep

  • DONT. FALL. ASLEEP

  • Can you let me go eat Big Jimmy's Dim Sum?

  • Yeah, that's fine, just bring me some back

  • Okay, but wait, it has nuts!

  • Oh, well then never mind!

  • Okay, sorry about that, Your Blackness!

  • Wow, you're looking very exotic

  • You need to look harder

  • Hmm

  • Hey you guys!

  • Aw, what happened?

  • He tripped over a wicker basket and fell apart

  • Wicker?

  • Uh-Huh

  • A wicker basket?

  • YES

  • I think I'll just move my hand around

  • Ghost face

  • Knock knock

  • Hmmm

  • Y'all wanna come pet the horses?

  • Yeah, I'm starving

  • Another wicker incident?

  • Don't look

  • I'll probably cry

  • So you got a crush on the Princess

  • Well, yeah, maybe

  • Wait, how do you know that?

  • Just read it in your journal

  • Oh

  • Yeah, yeah

  • Yes, yes,

  • YESS, yeah OOOHH

  • YEAH

  • YEAH KEEP GOING

  • Nobody come in here!

  • AUGH

  • Nuh-UHH

  • Well, Shobbity Diggity Diggity

  • Ahh, I could fart on you

  • If you did it'd mess up stuff

  • Vader's after my Pelican

  • Vader wants this horse, Donny!

  • No, he's after the pelican

  • OH DANG! I LEFT THE PELICAN OUTSIDE!

  • Aww, seriously?

  • Well, it's gotta be gone by now

  • I wanted the pelican!

  • Well, who wouldn't?!

  • Hey, I don't like fruit

  • Well, you ought to

  • 'Cause you're bananas, right Chewie?

  • Hahaha, I get it!

  • Yeah!!!

  • Wow, he is so amazing! He always puts on the best shows, you know?

  • Hey, Boba Ski Watten Totten, your barn door's open

  • Huh?

  • Haha, I got you son!

  • Real mature

  • Do you think that I would want you to dine in the woods alone?

  • Na na na na na na na

  • Don't sing!

  • NA na na

  • Oh w-w-w-w-w- yeah whatever

  • I hated wearing those shorts

  • I'm the trout man!

  • Yeah, we don't CARE if you're Albert!

  • Huh?

  • HUH?

  • Huhhhh?

  • What is going on?

  • Huh?

  • HUHHH?

  • Guys?

  • HUH?

  • HuhHH?

  • Is anything actually happening, or are you just saying HUH?

  • I need you to itch my foot please!

  • Do it

  • Hahaha!

  • Oh, wait, that hurts!

  • Dude! I am so sorry, I didn't mean to do that

  • You know what it is, my depth pereception is off 'cause I need new glasses

  • But they don't fit over the helmet, so I'm just like -

  • Whoa, whoa, what are you doing?

  • No no no, no - careful!

  • Can you just come back over here?

  • NO!

  • No no, don't turn around!

  • I got, I got it!

  • Ohhh Buddy! Listen

  • Nuh-uh, you're BAD AT STUFF!

  • Dude, that's hurtful, that's what the kids used to say when I was little

  • Yeah, I bet you're kidding me

  • I wish I was.

  • One time in summer camp the kids tied me up to a goat

  • And they put us both in a hole

  • A goat?

  • Yeah

  • In a hole?

  • Oh yeah

  • Kids are cruel!

  • I know, tell me about it, right?

  • They were mean to you!

  • Oh you don't even know

  • In junior high, my nickname was "Flower"

  • FLOWERRRR!!! NOOOOOOO!!

  • I think it's about time that I walk away, walk away

  • So I turn around to walk away but then I look back

  • Sad lady make me turn and walk away again

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