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So I've noticed
Elliot's signed up to a lot of dating websites
Tinder, Match.com, Badoo, you name it, he's on it.
Recently Elliot's been speaking to a girl called Georgina
-Hiiiiii
Georgina's actually me and Jordan dressed up in a girl's costume
I thought I'd put Elliot on a catfish date
Tomorrow, five o'clock at the local pub
Sorry Bro
*lip smack*
So I've just arrived at the pub with Georgina
-Hiiiiiiii
This is Elliot's date for tonight *laugh*
*music in the pub*
*low voice* Elliot's already in the restaurant
He's actually really early
Georgina's ready
I'm gonna stand in the toilets and film
*lip smack*
-Hello I'm Georgina
--Are you confused or something?
-No, what do you mean?
--You're not who you look like in the photos
-Of course I am, I'm Georgina!
--I think you're mixed up with someone else
-Excuse me you're not Elliot?
I'm your date silly
*music in the pub*
*very very low voice* Elliot's face
*music in the pub*
--Just give me 2 minutes I'm sorry I'm going to the toilet, ok
-Where are you going?
--To the toilet
Where's he gone?
-I don't know I don't know he just... disappeared!
Get to the car quickly I bet he's going to leg it now
*laugh*
I can't believe he's running!
He's actually *laugh* he's actually...
Jordan, Jordan what happened?
*laugh* Jordan
*laugh* What happened Jordan?
What happened?
What did he say?
-He just left
What did he say he's going?
-He said he
Great great great wooo he's here he's here he's here
Down down down down down down
Elliot what are you doing?
--Running away from my date
Why? What's wrong?
--It had a beard
What?
--My date had a beard!
*laugh*
--What are you doing here anyway?
Just picking up a friend Elliot
--A friend?
Georgina
--Which friend? Where's your friend?
Georgina in the back
-Hiiiiiiiiii
--BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
-Hey Elliot.... hi Elliot
Elliot calm down! Jee..
*laugh*