Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles "Dear Ryan, can you make a Spongebob parody?" Are you ready, kids? (kids) Aye, aye, captain! I can't hear youuuuu! (kids) Open your ears, captain! ♪ Ooooh ♪ Who lives by the sink washing dishes all day? Sponge rob bare ass!!! He doesn't have pants, it takes too long to make Sponge rob bare ass!!! Who's gonna get busted for using this song? Sponge rob bare ass!!! I probably should end it before it's too long Sponge rob bare ass!!! Ready? It's sponge rob bare ass!!! Not spongebob square pants So please don't sue us for... ♪ For Copyright Infringement ♪ (goofy chuckle) (seagulls squawk) (French accent) Ah, ze kitchen counter. Home to many inanimate objects such as Spongerob Bareass. (annoying laugh) Good morning, kitchen counter! Good morning, Spongebob. (gasps) Patdick, you're not supposed to call me that, remember? What? Why not? I told you already. We're based off of a cartoon and that cartoon is copyrighted, so we have to change things. But I'm left handed. Can I copy it with my left hand? Huh, that is a good point. I suppose the show isn't "copylefted". Right? (annoying laugh) (joins in) Will you two shut up?! Hey, look, it's Squidturd. Can you please keep it down? Your laughter is driving me insane! - But, Squidturd-- - And stop calling me that! Don't you know that laughter's the best medicine? Well, I'm not sick. It's not just for sickness. It's also for pain. The only pain I have is listening to you two laugh all day. I think you just need to learn what it really means to laugh, in the form of a song. Please, don't. "L" is for lemonade, you make when you laugh too much "A" is for the asian eyes you make, "U" is for ugly, loud...spit releasing, open mouth, and "F" is the last letter (annoying laughter) You didn't even spell the word "laugh" right! It's L-A-U-G-H, not F. But that spells "luh-gah". The G and H make an F sound. But if GH sounds like F, wouldn't the word "good" sound like "food"? Then you wouldn't be able to tell if food is good or if good is food. Good isn't spelled with a GH, Patdick. Ooh, thank fud. Look, I don't have time to be teaching you guys basic English. Just please keep it down. Okay! See you later, Squidturd! Foodbye, Squidturd! Will you stop calling me that? - It's Squidward! - (gasps) Squidturd! You're not supposed to say that name. What? Why not? - It's copylefted. - What? He means it's copyrighted. But I'm left handed. You two are idiots! This is a parody. It's nothing like the original. Well, if we don't get in trouble from Spongebob, we may still get in trouble from that other show-- What show? The one that has the exact same style as this one. I think it was called "Annoying Apple" or "Irritating Orange" or...maybe it was-- Oh, you mean the show where they kill all the fruits - by saying the word, "Kuh-nife"? - Yeah, that one! - Say what? - It's the show where they say the word "kuh-nife" and a big kuh-nife comes down and cuts them in half. Kuh-nife? Wait a second. How do you spell that word? It's easy! It's just K-N-I-F-E! You want me to sing a song about it? (grumbling) You two are idiots! The K is silent. You don't say "kuh-nife". It's just knife-- (screaming) Oh my! It looks like Squidturd's in pain, Patdick. He should laugh. It's the best medicine. I don't think he can! Maybe we should laugh for him. Okay! (annoying laughter) Teehee!