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  • "Dear Ryan, can you make a Spongebob parody?"

  • Are you ready, kids?

  • (kids) Aye, aye, captain!

  • I can't hear youuuuu!

  • (kids) Open your ears, captain!

  • Ooooh

  • Who lives by the sink washing dishes all day?

  • Sponge rob bare ass!!!

  • He doesn't have pants, it takes too long to make

  • Sponge rob bare ass!!!

  • Who's gonna get busted for using this song?

  • Sponge rob bare ass!!!

  • I probably should end it before it's too long

  • Sponge rob bare ass!!! Ready?

  • It's sponge rob bare ass!!! Not spongebob square pants

  • So please don't sue us for...

  • For Copyright Infringement

  • (goofy chuckle)

  • (seagulls squawk)

  • (French accent) Ah, ze kitchen counter. Home to many inanimate objects

  • such as Spongerob Bareass.

  • (annoying laugh) Good morning, kitchen counter!

  • Good morning, Spongebob.

  • (gasps) Patdick, you're not supposed to call me that, remember?

  • What? Why not?

  • I told you already.

  • We're based off of a cartoon and that cartoon is copyrighted,

  • so we have to change things.

  • But I'm left handed.

  • Can I copy it with my left hand?

  • Huh, that is a good point.

  • I suppose the show isn't "copylefted".

  • Right? (annoying laugh)

  • (joins in)

  • Will you two shut up?!

  • Hey, look, it's Squidturd.

  • Can you please keep it down?

  • Your laughter is driving me insane!

  • - But, Squidturd-- - And stop calling me that!

  • Don't you know that laughter's the best medicine?

  • Well, I'm not sick.

  • It's not just for sickness. It's also for pain.

  • The only pain I have is listening to you two laugh all day.

  • I think you just need to learn what it really means to laugh,

  • in the form of a song.

  • Please, don't.

  • "L" is for lemonade, you make when you laugh too much

  • "A" is for the asian eyes you make, "U" is for ugly, loud...spit releasing, open mouth, and "F" is the last letter

  • (annoying laughter)

  • You didn't even spell the word "laugh" right!

  • It's L-A-U-G-H, not F.

  • But that spells "luh-gah".

  • The G and H make an F sound.

  • But if GH sounds like F,

  • wouldn't the word "good" sound like "food"?

  • Then you wouldn't be able to tell if food is good

  • or if good is food.

  • Good isn't spelled with a GH, Patdick.

  • Ooh, thank fud.

  • Look, I don't have time to be teaching you guys basic English.

  • Just please keep it down.

  • Okay! See you later, Squidturd!

  • Foodbye, Squidturd!

  • Will you stop calling me that?

  • - It's Squidward! - (gasps)

  • Squidturd! You're not supposed to say that name.

  • What? Why not?

  • - It's copylefted. - What?

  • He means it's copyrighted.

  • But I'm left handed.

  • You two are idiots!

  • This is a parody. It's nothing like the original.

  • Well, if we don't get in trouble from Spongebob,

  • we may still get in trouble from that other show--

  • What show?

  • The one that has the exact same style as this one.

  • I think it was called "Annoying Apple"

  • or "Irritating Orange" or...maybe it was--

  • Oh, you mean the show where they kill all the fruits

  • - by saying the word, "Kuh-nife"? - Yeah, that one!

  • - Say what? - It's the show where they say

  • the word "kuh-nife" and a big kuh-nife comes down

  • and cuts them in half.

  • Kuh-nife? Wait a second.

  • How do you spell that word?

  • It's easy! It's just K-N-I-F-E!

  • You want me to sing a song about it?

  • (grumbling) You two are idiots! The K is silent.

  • You don't say "kuh-nife".

  • It's just knife--

  • (screaming)

  • Oh my! It looks like Squidturd's in pain, Patdick.

  • He should laugh. It's the best medicine.

  • I don't think he can! Maybe we should laugh for him.

  • Okay!

  • (annoying laughter)

  • Teehee!

"Dear Ryan, can you make a Spongebob parody?"

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    Steven posted on 2016/05/28
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