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  • when you ask somebody: "What do you want for Xmas?"

  • We all have one friend that give you that SMARTA** answer and says something completly out of your price

  • well, now it's your chance to give a smarta** answer back

  • here at fuzzbee we compiled the list of 10 most highly requested gifts that are out of your price rate and how YOU can still get them in the cheapest punny way possible

  • Hey, merry Xmas man.

  • Is this just cardboard

  • Yeah, but it used to be a BOX, see? Now it's an XBOX

  • Big MAC? Is that MACklemore? What is this?

  • It's exactly what you asked for, MACBOOK

  • Here you go, man

  • Why did you give me a picture of Ariana Grande

  • Well look at what she's wearing.

  • What, FUR?

  • Yeah, cause I know how much you wanted that FU/ERRARI

  • I know how long you've been waiting for one of these, so

  • OMG

  • DIAMOND RING

  • Yep, biggest one I could find

  • What are you smiling about?

  • Oh, ah

  • Is that? -Yep, fresh new PAIR OF JORDAN

  • BEETS? -BEATS BY DRE

  • ROLL-X

  • I didn't even know you knew how to sew?

  • Oh, it's not sewn, I KNITed it, it exactly what you asked for, remember?

  • I don't recal asking for the letter O and E

  • Yeah but you did ask for a NINTENDO E (KNIT AN O E)

  • I know how much you love the movie, so

  • Here you go, it's a DVD

  • FROZEN

  • THATS NOT FUNNY, RYAN!! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!

  • C'MON, it was JUST a joke, maybe you should just LET IT GO

  • CAN YOU STOP?!! CAN YOU JUST BE SERIOUS FOR ONCE?!!

  • YOU KNOW I ONLY WANTED THIS MOVIE SO WE CAN WATCH IT TOGETHER!!!

  • Oh, don't worry, we can still WATCH IT, the DVD IS actualy in there. we just have to be careful when we're cracking the ice 'cause we don't wanna scratch ('cause we don't wanna be watching it and then halfway through the movie it's freezes)

  • FORGET IT!! -C'MON, Gee, IT WAS A JOKE!

  • You know what, if you not even going to try, I don't even know why I bother

  • OK, look, I was gonna wait until after the joke but...

  • You actualy DID get it

  • I wasn't gonna NOT give you what you wanted for Xmas

  • here let me put it in...

  • Where is the TV??

  • Yeah, about that, I kind a sell it for all the puns in this video and I need to buy materials

  • WHAT?!! WE CAN STILL WATCH IT ON YOUR MACBOOK!!

  • Wait, where is the, where's all the ma...

  • Oh, you know what, this MACBOOK might be frozen, too

  • FROZEN 2!!

  • TEEHEE

when you ask somebody: "What do you want for Xmas?"

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10 Cheap Punny Christmas Gifts!

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    李俊泰 posted on 2016/04/30
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  • Into a state of consciousness or awareness
  • preposition
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  • To move or travel from one place to another.
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want

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  • Something you desire or wish for
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crack

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  • Attempt to achieve a goal or objective
  • Unexpected and hard hit to the body
  • Joke or impolite comment about something
  • Sound that is short, unexpected and loud
  • Small gap between two things or parts of things
  • verb
  • To attempt to achieve a goal or objective
  • To hit someone or something hard and unexpectedly
  • To tell (a joke)
  • To solve a challenging problem or mystery
  • To make a sound that is short, unexpected and loud
  • To lose control, e.g. under pressure; break down
  • To break so lines appear, but it is not in pieces

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  • To provide instructions or guidance
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  • To provide as an instance
  • To hold or host
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  • verb
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  • To collapse or break
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watch

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  • To keep in check, manage, or control something
  • To look at something for entertainment, e.g. TV
  • To guard a place or people; protect child, etc.
  • To look at carefully to work out what is happening
  • To protect and care for someone or something
  • noun
  • Period of time someone is responsible for guarding
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  • Official warning statement, e.g. of bad weather

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ask

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frozen

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  • Blocked or made unavailable.
  • Preserved by freezing.
  • Hard, solid because it is below zero degrees
  • Motionless with fear, shock, or cold.
  • Blocked from being used.
  • Preserved by freezing.
  • Turned into ice; having become solid with cold.
  • Motionless; unable to move due to fear or shock.
  • Having ice block the passage.
  • verb
  • When a computer stops working unexpectedly.
  • To store an item of food in a cold place
  • To make someone to not want to communicate
  • Past participle of freeze; having been subjected to freezing temperatures.
  • To stop moving and be still; stay the same
  • Past participle of freeze.

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big

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  • Popular
  • Serious
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wait

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  • To delay or not do something until later
  • To spend time until an expected thing happens
  • To remain in a place until a thing happens

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