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  • MALE SPEAKER: It has been said that magic vanished from our

  • world a long time ago, but if there's one thing

  • you can be sure of--

  • JOHN: I wish you could really talk to me.

  • MALE SPEAKER: It's that nothing is more powerful than

  • a young boy's wish.

  • TED: You're my best friend, John.

  • I love you.

  • MALE SPEAKER: But eventually, everyone grows up.

  • TED: I'm taking Laurie to dinner.

  • You don't she's going to be expecting

  • something big, do you?

  • TED: It's been four years, Johnny.

  • You and me have been together for 27 years.

  • Where's my ring.

  • Huh?

  • Where's my ring?

  • Put it on my pudgy finger, and quit muttering.

  • Come on.

  • JOHN: Knock it off.

  • TED: All right, I'm just saying.

  • JOHN: Man.

  • TED: That's my bad.

  • I was sending a tweet.


  • Hi Thomas, how are you?


  • LAURIE: Baby, please ask Ted to move out so we can move on

  • with our lives.

  • JOHN: I'm not that psyched to just, like, kick him out.

  • LAURIE: Oh.

  • TED: Laurie.

  • Hey, you're home early.

  • LAURIE: Who are these girls?

  • TED: Oh, my god.

  • Where are my manners?

  • Laurie, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Cherine, and

  • Sauvignon Blanc.

  • I swear to god, her name is Soven Yanblanc.

  • Show her your Chevron card.

  • JOHN: Ted, you gotta move out.

  • I'll help you get on your feet out there, I promise.

  • TED: Bring it in, you bastard.

  • Come on. (HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I love you.

  • Sorry, that's the--

  • JOHN: Oh.

  • TED: The thing.

  • JOHN: The old--

  • TED: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • JOHN: Yeah, I know.

  • I know.

  • TED: I met a girl.

  • JOHN: Nice.

  • TED: She's a cashier.

  • Know what I like to do to her?

  • Something I call a dirty Fozzy.

  • TED: Down here.

  • Not looking up your towel.

  • Swear to god.

  • Not looking at your funny business.

  • JOHN: Sometimes I think back to that Christmas morning when

  • I was eight years old.

  • I wish I'd just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin.


  • TED: Why are you crying?

  • JOHN: My junk is squished by the TV.

  • TED: I look stupid.

  • JOHN: No you don't.

  • You look dapper.

  • TED: John, I look like something you give to your kid

  • when you tell him grandma died.

MALE SPEAKER: It has been said that magic vanished from our

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Ted - Official Movie Trailer 2012 (HD)

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    Furong Lai posted on 2012/11/30
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