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  • English Subtitles By: Freddie

  • Last mag! We gotta move!

  • Exit is blocked! They're coming up!

  • Where's BrianD!?

  • How's the long way home, BrianD?

  • -Sweaty enough for you? - Can we do this later, K-Pop?

  • I'm late for a clan match!

  • This FPS twitcher thinks he's gonna be the next Law!

  • What do you guys want, already?

  • Same thing every real-time strategenius wants...

  • Resources.

  • Our next guest was PwnZwn's Amateur Player of the Year...

  • and PetiteElite's "Hunkiest Teen Gamer of the Decade."

  • He's also Varsity FPS captain at Video Game High School...

  • and sorry ladies. He's taken.

  • Hold onto your rumble packs, 'cause here comes The Law!

  • There he is!

  • Law ready for this?

  • So, uh...

  • Who wants to see a trickshot demo?

  • Oh, I do!

  • She does.

  • It took me three weeks to grind for that stuff!

  • And it took me three seconds.

  • I guess that's what you'd call, uh...

  • Strategy.

  • GG BrianD. See you tomorrow.

  • Yeah!

  • See you tomorrow...

  • Forever!

  • Hey mom school was great! Love you, bye!

  • -Can I touch them...? - Yeah you can touch both of them!

  • Sorry I'm late.

  • Glad you could join us, cap!

  • Alright let's go! On me!

  • Did you guys see that?

  • That was insane! Dude I...

  • Thanks man!

  • So you told me backstage that this is what's called a "pubstomp?"

  • What else happened backstage, Bella?

  • Anyway, girls...

  • "Pubstomping"; is when a pro like me...

  • goes into a random server and lays down the, uh...

  • Let me hear you out there!

  • Long arm of the Law! Long arm of the Law!

  • I love this crowd.

  • Left flank... Occam's Laser on three?

  • Just like the Milwaukee Invitational.

  • Let's go.

  • Get ready to rush the point...

  • Brian! Take the cat out!

  • First I gotta put the cat out!

  • It's like every time!

  • Cheeto...

  • Cheeto!

  • Cheeto... Chee-to! Cheeto.... Cheeto...

  • What are you guys doing?

  • -AFK. - Cheeeee-to!

  • -Here kitty kitty - Oh my God. Guys...

  • We need a new captain.

  • Yeah... looks like we got ourselves a server...

  • Why did we just reset?

  • THE LAW HAS ENTERED. THE GAME.

  • Alright guys - nobody panic!

  • Got him.

  • Got him, aw God.

  • So much power. So much power everytime!

  • Run!

  • Chee-to...

  • Come here Cheeto!

  • Cheeto!!

  • That's incredible, right?

  • I still feel that rush all the time.

  • Oh my gosh... One time I took out an entire family with that move.

  • Cheeto!

  • Cheeto...

  • Cheeto... good kitty...

  • Cheeto... Augh! Ow!

  • Stupid cat!

  • That one got 'em good.

  • Ah! Looks like this guy's AFK!

  • "Away from keyboard.";

  • Let's see if we can have some fun with him.

  • Mom! Where's the iodine?

  • Whatever, kid.

  • Okay...!

  • Close one!

  • Hot...

  • Hot!

  • So what was that move called?

  • You know what? It's not really a move...

  • I got-- I got... I got...

  • Killed.

  • You know, it's a pubstomp - anything can happen...

  • Who was that guy? Right?

  • Who was that guy?

  • So, uh...

  • Alright I guess, uh...

  • Commercial break or something like that?

  • - Law Killer, Law Killer - BrianD you king!

  • And yet the President's condition is still unknown at this time...

  • A nation waits with...

  • Frag Alert!

  • Hold onto your joysticks, zoners!

  • We got ourselves a late-breaking PwnZwn Frag Alert!

  • ShotBot? What'cha got?

  • VGHS superstar The Law humiliated...

  • live on national television

  • by a no-name nooblet...

  • in a pubstomp gone wrong!

  • My computation?

  • Frag of the century! Peep the replay!

  • Our sources tell us that unranked player BrianD...

  • has already been invited to attend the prestigious and exclusive...

  • Video Game High School, a school whose students go on...

  • to make millions in the pros.

  • Yeah that's right we were TOTALLY with Brian when he got the call for VGHS!

  • We love you BrianD! - Yeah! Brian!

  • Give me a break!

  • What makes this flash-in-the-pan fluker think he's got what it takes?

  • -What makes this flash-in-the-pan fluker think he's got what it takes? - Ron...

  • Ron!

  • I completely agree, Ron!

  • VGHS is the most intense pro-gaming academy in the country!

  • VGHS is the most intense pro-gaming academy in the country! - Guys, guys, guys!

  • Can I just agree with you for one second?

  • Can I just agree with you for one second? - Your agreement's been noted!

  • Fellas, fellas, fellas! Please!

  • Let's just... let's look at their acceptance video, okay?

  • You will not study physics.

  • You will study physics engines.

  • You will not study art.

  • You will study the art of war!

  • You will learn about biology...

  • by bathing in the blood of your enemies!

  • Sound good?

  • Well welcome to VGHS.

  • - You have been accepted

  • This is actually happening...

  • Everyone says I won't make it, but...

  • I have to try, I mean...

  • I've dreamed of playing on a VGHS team since I was E for Everyone.

  • I hope you understand...

  • Classic Cheeto.

  • I'm gonna miss this back and forth.

  • Take care of mom... okay?

  • Brian?

  • Reporters are here. Let's get you miced up.

  • Love you mom.

  • I put some extra food in your bowl.

  • Where are you going?

  • I'm going to VGHS.

  • - Brian! Brian!

  • - Brian! Brian! - What do you say to your fans, Brian?

English Subtitles By: Freddie

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