Be quiet and wait your turn

End me Batman. You know you want to

I don't kill

He's not like you Cobblepot

(laughs) Your stupid rule will be your downfall, you know that, right Batman?

I'm not a coward who hides behind a gun. I would never take the life of another

For I am...

Batman, look out!

The Dark Knight!

The last remaining beacon of morality in the shadows of this town

Wait, what- what was that?

What?

You- You just said you don't kill

Yeah I know, It's like..my one rule

Y- Yeah Batman..why don't you look the guy that ..yeah-

He's asleep

No he's- wait what?

Oooh I see what's happenning you guys don't know this but ah- when criminals fight me, It's exhausting

'Cause I'm good

So they often have to nap afterwards

W- Wait you can't be this-..you think they're sleeping?

Yeah that poor little guy..he's all tuckered out

..Oh my god, do you-..Do you not know what death is?

I totally know what it is, don't be stupid

Let's just back it up a little bit to talk about what hero I am

Batman, you have to know what dea-, I mean your parents were shot and killed

My parents were shot, yes, but they're alive..on a special farm

Oh boy.. They're on a farm?

They're on a special happy farm, where they make buttermilk

They rump and play, there's a hammock made of dreams..

Wow.. I can't even-..

They write me e-mails

I don't understand what you find hard to-

Batman, look out!

-about any of that. It's a very plausible situation

Old rich people go to farms

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding- I'm the one you're after?

Yeah..

See th- this is what we are talking about, what you just did

You killed that guy

Comiss(ioner),

That head wound, It's got to be taking It's toll

'Cause you are making zero sense

Nah- Gordon just let me try, ok? Please..

Batman, what do you have on your wrists?

I'm not wearing hokey pads!

It's alright, I know, listen;

What are the metal, sharp, stabby things?

These are eh- triangle blades to use against my foes

Okay

Bah-

Thank you

I've broke your sword

Batman..

..- You lost your footing

Unbelievable

Good times

Batman!

Now, if the metal triangle blade hits a flesh neck, what happens?

They-..

They go to sleep, just like me

And then they wake up, just like me

Usually with a boner..

(sigh)

I call it the bat-signal

No, they die! There's no boners, they don't get sleepy

They. Die!

Wait, but my fish, he went to sleep and we flushed him down the toilet

He's in the ocean right know, he's alive

No he's dead

Doctor Fishy! NO!

You see Batman, what you did to Doctor Fishy,

is what you've done to these men

I overfed these men?

No, you killed them

Wow, major game changer

Before I didn't understand, but know I got it

We're on the same page

Good

You're saying If i go to sleep, ...

I die

No-, oh my god no

Well, doesn't matter either way

Because I'm about to give you a personal lesson, in death!

What happenned to no guns?

This is a gun?

You're an idiot!

Shhh-

Not so loud

You'll wake him

How do you even feed yourself?

Through the hole I cut in my mask

Originally It was just..hard to breathe

Harvey Dent?

No, no..

Just one last time

No

For old times sake

No n- n- n- no no no

Harvey Dent can we trust him?