Name: Batman vs. The Penguin (with Patton Oswalt)
Uploaded: 2016-03-24T19:20:49.000Z
Duration: 5 min 2 s
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Future simple

You know you'll never get out of here alive Cobblepot

The imperative

(laughs) Your stupid rule will be your downfall, you know that, right Batman?

I'm not a coward who hides behind a gun. I would never take the life of another

The last remaining beacon of morality in the shadows of this town

Y- Yeah Batman..why don't you look the guy that ..yeah-

Oooh I see what's happenning you guys don't know this but ah- when criminals fight me, It's exhausting

W- Wait you can't be this-..you think they're sleeping?

Yeah that poor little guy..he's all tuckered out

..Oh my god, do you-..Do you not know what death is?

I totally know what it is, don't be stupid

Let's just back it up a little bit to talk about what hero I am

Batman, you have to know what dea-, I mean your parents were shot and killed

My parents were shot, yes, but they're alive..on a special farm

They're on a special happy farm, where they make buttermilk

They rump and play, there's a hammock made of dreams..

I don't understand what you find hard to-

-about any of that. It's a very plausible situation

Are you kidding- I'm the one you're after?

See th- this is what we are talking about, what you just did

That head wound, It's got to be taking It's toll

Nah- Gordon just let me try, ok? Please..

What are the metal, sharp, stabby things?

These are eh- triangle blades to use against my foes

Now, if the metal triangle blade hits a flesh neck, what happens?

No, they die! There's no boners, they don't get sleepy

Wait, but my fish, he went to sleep and we flushed him down the toilet

You see Batman, what you did to Doctor Fishy,

Before I didn't understand, but know I got it

Because I'm about to give you a personal lesson, in death!