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  • (coughing)

  • You all right?

  • Yeah, I think I have something in my throat.

  • (clears throat)

  • [Weird thoughts you have when you're sick]

  • Can I take a Halls if I already took an ibuprofen?

  • Is that dangerous?

  • (gargling)

  • My sister, she had a friend back in college who had a sore throat for like a week and now she talks with one of those talk-box thingies.

  • Why are you telling me this?

  • Mom, what's our family throat history?

  • It is so what this is, I did my research.

  • Yahoo Answers isn't research.

  • Are you gonna stay with me when I'm diagnosed?

  • Like, are you gonna shave your head in solidarity?

  • You don't have cancer.

  • Well, I'm looking on here, and this woman thought she just had her period, but it's cancer.

  • So, I'm gonna give you my passwords for everything.

  • When I'm gone, I want you to be with Alison. She could take care of you.

  • Okay.

  • You're not even going to put up a fight about it?

  • Oh my gosh, this is karma.

  • Remember sophomore year I got that girl Carol expelled because I said she was taking pills?

  • Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.

  • Okay, strep test came back negative.

  • How long do I have?

  • Uh, what?

  • He didn't even write me a prescription, just told me to gargle with salt water.

  • It's your bill.

  • Thanks, babe.

  • (gasps)

  • But I'm not even sick!

(coughing)

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Weird Thoughts You Have When You're Sick

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    Pedroli Li posted on 2021/09/09
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