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  • - Hi, how are you?

  • - Good, thanks.

  • - How am I?

  • I've been standing for eight hours

  • and I'm in a terrible mood (laughs).

  • My dog died.

  • - It looks like you erased the entire contents of your phone

  • but sure, I'll take responsibility.

  • - I'm saying I need to go in the back to check for her size

  • but I'm really going in the back

  • to check my Instagram.

  • - Oh, I'm pretending like I didn't just see porn

  • pop up on your computer.

  • - You're super cute, I'm gonna act so professional

  • to cover up how nervous I am.

  • Hello.

  • - Hi.

  • - This blouse looks terrible on you

  • but I'm a hundred dollars away from my sales goal.

  • Yes girl, it's fierce.

  • - No, we're out of stock.

  • For the 100th time.

  • - Oh, no price tag.

  • Must be free.

  • (laughter)

  • - I've already heard that joke six times today

  • and it's not even my lunch break yet.

  • - Where can you buy that obscure adapter?

  • I don't know, I'll Google it.

  • - Nope.

  • You're misinterpreting good customer service as flirting.

  • Give me one moment.

  • Yeah?

  • - I am watching you steal that accessory but go ahead

  • because I'm not allowed to confront you directly.

  • - No, you can't return that item without a receipt.

  • But let me go get my manager so he can tell you

  • the exact same thing.

  • - We're understaffed today so I'm just gonna

  • make an excuse to head into the back.

  • - Oh, you're great with technology.

  • Then why are you here?

  • (laughter)

  • - After three years in retail

  • I'm the world's best fake laugher.

  • (laughs)

  • - I haven't had a full weekend off in four months.

  • (laughs maniacally)

- Hi, how are you?

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