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  • Well, I feel like a bag of crushed dicks.

  • What better time to make a video?

  • So, I'm sick this week. I don't feel very good. I'm all stuffed up, my throat hurts, and on top of that, I'm pooping purple.

  • Which has nothing to do with being sick, I just drank a lot of Kool-Aid earlier.

  • It's freaking delicious.

  • Anyways, this happens to me every year when the seasons change.

  • My body just can't handle the switch from hot to cold.

  • So, I went on Wikihow to see how to get better, and they list seven steps of how to get better except they use a lot of words and ain't nobody got time for reading.

  • Especially when you look and feel like a bag of smashed (bleep)holes.

  • So I thought I'd save you guys a lot of time of having to read by just showing you how to get better.

  • So, here are seven steps to feeling better when you're sick. Enjoy.

  • Step one: Keep yourself warm.

  • When you're sick, you get colder than normal, so wear a sweatshirt or comfy pajamas.

  • If you're really cold, throw a blanket on, too.

  • And if you're really, really cold, just throw everything on.

  • Nobody's gonna judge you. You're sick.

  • Step two: Eat and drink hot foods.

  • It's really important to consume hot food and drinks when you're sick.

  • Keeping your energy up is important and staying hydrated will flush out your system and make you feel better.

  • If you can't do hot drinks, just take a lot of Vitamin C and stick with cold water.

  • All that should work.

  • Step three: Be lazy.

  • Avoiding doing anything that requires a lot of energy.

  • Stay at home and don't even bother trying to go outside.

  • Watch some movies or TV shows, spend some time on YouTube, Twitter, or Facebook.

  • Just stay in bed or on the couch while doing this.

  • Just make sure whatever you're doing isn't stressful, 'cause that could just make you sicker.

  • What?! How is that only two stars?!

  • God -- Oh, I don't feel so good.

  • (retching)

  • Step number four: Take naps.

  • Although you make be having trouble sleeping, being sick uses up a lot of your body's energy, so you're gonna want to at least try to get as much sleep as possible.

  • Extended naps are a good idea, as is going to bed early.

  • If you can't sleep, just drink some warm milk.

  • That always works.

  • I forgot I'm lactose intolerant!

  • Step five: Use a heating pad.

  • Are you suffering from any stomach pains or feeling nauseous?

  • Putting a heating pad on your stomach while you rest helps to ease the pain and keeps you warm.

  • Just don't use it if you already have a fever.

  • It could push your temperature so high, you could get delirious.

  • Oh, Angelina, you've come to make me feel better!

  • Well, I'm not one to keep a lady waiting. Let's do this!

  • Step number six: Cuddle with your pet.

  • It can help with the recovery process and it gives you some company as well as helps to keep you warm.

  • Or if you're like me and you don't have a pet, just grab the next-closest thing.

  • You don't judge me!

  • And finally, step seven: Take a shower.

  • It's refreshing, it helps to keep you warm, and it gets all the bacteria off of you.

  • In addition, if you're stuffed up, it can help clear out your nose.

  • And if you have the energy, you might wanna take your clothes off first, because that's usually a good idea.

  • Anyways, I'm gonna go try to work off this cold, guys. I'm really not feeling so well.

  • But if you want to add me to Facebook and Twitter, the links will be in the description along with all my other social networking sites, and I will see you guys next Saturday with a brand new video.

  • Peace!

  • I'm gonna die.

  • Hey guys, thanks for watching my new video.

  • If you enjoyed it, please remember to click the Subscribe button to subscribe to my channel.

  • I release a new video every single Saturday.

  • And while you're at it, click the Like button and share this on Facebook.

  • And if you've already done those things, take some echinacea and some Vitamin C, 'cause getting sick sucks.

  • So I'm gonna go lay down now and I hope you're feeling good, 'cause I'm not.

  • Bye!

Well, I feel like a bag of crushed dicks.

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7 Steps to Feeling Better When You're Sick!

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    Pedroli Li posted on 2021/08/23
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