BRIGETTE LUNDY-PAINE

SAMANTHA MARIE WARE

MARGOT VS LILY

EPISODE 1: Resolutions.

I want to start doing all of my videos in 3D.

You don't need a 3D YouTube channel.

Hey! You're LilyNinja, right?

Yeah!

Tough love, ninja style!

I love your fitness channel.

Thank you!

Happy holidays!

Yeah....

I'll see...ya! Later.

Okay!

Okay, bye!

Everything will be posted by the end of the day.

Okay!

Pleasestay on top of promotion.

Yeah!

Happy holidays.

Um...I'll see you later.

Happy holidays, employee number one.

Just Glenn is fine.

Margot!

Sister!

Hi! Hi...

Whoa, you guys are sisters?

Yeah, we're adopted.

We're genetically identical, actually.

That's a fan, be nice.

So, people running up to you

and yelling stuff...

Is that happening a lot more now?

Yeah, no, it's amazing.

I've doubled my subscribers since June,

I'm up to 900,000,

but I'm even more excited about this

full week of family time.

Yeah, it's funny you should say that

because the only reason that

I'm able to spend all this time with family...

Well can't you work from home? They're just tweets, right?

Well, no, I did a lot more than just tweet for them...

-Hashtag,everywhere, is Lily Ninja style. -That doesn't make any sense.

I got fired.

What?

Wait...

wait up.

You have to

tell me what happened.

Why?

Your work was so brilliant!

Really?

Yeah!

Was my work brilliant?

Well, okay, I got fired because I sent a mean Tweets about the CEO accidentally from the company account.

Stalin without the charisma?

Yep, that's the one. I was confused by that.

Sweetheart,

do you ever think it might be that hair?

Okay, Joe, you're not helping.

Honey, it is their loss.

Your work reminds me of Tolstoy.

Mom,

I tweeted for an accounting software company!

No, his short fiction.

You know, it all just makes me so mad and sad.

I gotta go for a run.

What do you say, do you wanna come?

Hmm...

hmm?

Outrun the sad with dad?

I'll outrun the sad with dad.

Bye!

Cab sauvignon,

with maman?

Yeah, why not?

Margot!

Presents!

Come on!

It's Christmas!

Wow, exercise clothes. Yeah!

Thank you, Lily.

I'm not sure I'm gonna use it

but...

appreciate the gesture.

But you have to.

Margot,

I've...

I've been thinking about this whole getting fired thing

and I think that this is the perfect opportunity

for you to turn things around.

New Years Eve is a perfect

way to make resolutions.

Turn...

things around?

Just...

look, just try it on.

Please?

There are little holes for your thumbs.

My brain...

is an ab!

Or a delt!

And my life is super weird!

And I have no friends!

Oh my god!

You look great!

Doesn't it make you just

want to work out like crazy?

Hi-ya!

Inhale...

...exhale.

Inhale...

...exhale.

I'll...

see...

ya!

Later.

We don't need instruments,

it's like completely

our voices...

Oh hey, Margot...

Margot.

You and your crew can hang here, too, you know.

Maybe both of you girls could

have friends over here for New Years.

No...

Mom, I have plans at Kathy's.

Okay, you tell Kathy that the big party is at this place now.

Right Joe?

Yeah, yeah.

We love hosting parties.

Oh, come on.

Please? I've had this party planned for weeks.

Great, oh, and Lily,

you can invite your friends, too.

No, yeah. I'll invite all my friends.

Okay...fine.

But you guys are buying all the booze.

Yeah.

Okay.

...started here and went to South Carolina, right?

Yeah!

And I used to have the biggest crush on him

and it was crazy!

Because he first came out...

like, in sixth grade...

Oh my god!

New Years resolutions can be tough.

Every year I can't quite decide what to focus on.

What does the new year mean to you?

Hi, I'm Lily.

Yeah, we remember you from school.

You're Margot's sister.

Yeah.

Happy New Year, Lily.

Anyway, so are you still with James? Or...

Yeah,

yeah,

but things are good,

so...yeah...

Inhale...

...exhale...

Five...

four...

three...

two...

one...

WHOOO!

Margot!

Margot, hey.

Happy New Year!

Sister toast!

Yeah

Hey, I think I'm actually gonna go to bed.

Okay.

Good night.

Happy New Year.

How much longer is this gonna go?

I don't know, Lily.

It's a party, so it's probably gonna go for a while.

It just happens one night of the year with your friends.

Not for you.

You do this every night of the year.

It's a problem.

Okay...

...and your problem...

...is that you literally have zero friends.

What?

No, I have friends.

Face it, Lily.

Your job has made you into this weird,

fake pseudo-celebrity who's completely alone in the world.

And the worst part about it?

It's not even a real job!

Not a real job?

I'm literally laughing hysterically at the fact that

that's coming from someone who just got fired

from their job,

so do not talk to me about job realness.

I could do your job.

And so could all human beings and most animals.

I dare you to start your own fitness channel.

And I wanna see you get at least a thousand subscribers.

Okay, well I would like to see you get more than zero friends.

That's your New Years resolution, get three friends.

And I don't mean fans.

And I don't mean guys that wanna sleep with you.

I mean friends.

That is a thousand to three.

Whoever gets to their number first, wins.

That's idiotic.

You're on.

Hey, how much longer is this gonna go?

THE SCORE MARGOT SUBSCRIBERS: 000 LILY FRIENDS: 0 PERCENT TO GOAL

Next time on MARGOT VS LILY:

I see why people like this.

Oh, Allie, are you serious?

Maybe we can get a drink...

...Bye!

...and everything will...

Alright.

It's listed as intermediate,

so...

it shouldn't be that hard.

AHHHHHHH!

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