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  • - Hi everyone! - Hi!

  • (Ah-ing in harmony)

  • - (singsong) You're here...

  • You need to come down here... - (singsong) Here...

  • (calypso music in background) - So, hello to everyone.

  • - Hi.

  • - I'm here with the one and only--

  • - Troye Sivan. - Bam! (bell dings)

  • Troye, how are you?

  • - I'm 19...

  • (laughs) - I'm a grandmother...

  • So, last time we filmed a video, what happened?

  • - Well, we won the Teen Choice Award.

  • - What? - So, that's amazing.

  • - Thanks, you guys! - Thanks very much everyone.

  • - We were like, "Okay, well, let's make

  • "another set of videos", because, like, why not?

  • We're getting crafty.

  • - We're getting very crafty.

  • (Tyler laughing) Tyler bought a machine...

  • It's a machine that... - You could

  • just sit on this, and put... - ...just does that.

  • Have you ever seen the movie "Ghost"?

  • - I haven't, I'm too young.

  • I'm 19... - There's no age restriction

  • to watching a classic.

  • - Yeah, but I'm only 19.

  • - Whoopi Goldberg's in it.

  • Patrick Swayze (Patrick "Slay-zee"),

  • Demi Moore; everybody's in it.

  • Basically what happened was:

  • Patrick "Slay-zee" dies...

  • - Didn't he...? - Oh...

  • And so, he's all like,

  • "Let me help you make that pot, Demi Moore."

  • (laughter)

  • - Really? - Yeah!

  • And he enters Whoopi Goldberg's body,

  • 'cause she's a psychic, and she's, like,

  • doing the pot behind Demi Moore, and they're

  • making it but he's like... - Oh, like a physical pot.

  • Like a pot. - Yeah, they're not, like,

  • smoking a doobie. - And, like, Whoopi Goldberg

  • enters his body after he smokes the pot.

  • This is what I'm understanding.

  • (Tyler laughing) I'm like, what is this movie?

  • - Oh, shit gets... (buzzing) ...real.

  • So, I'm gonna enter your body...

  • - With this?

  • - First, you just; oh, shit-- - What is that?

  • - I can think of eight things I could do with this.

  • "Not suitable for children under 36 months."

  • How old are you?

  • - I'm 19! - "Choking hazard."

  • - [Connor] That's your kinda hazard.

  • - Connor, don't you dare come for me.

  • (buzzing) (laughter)

  • You see what I did? - No.

  • Oooohhhhhhh!!!

  • - "This transformer is not a toy."

  • (laughs) Fucking stop yelling at me!

  • - "Start with a fist-sized ball of clay", it says.

  • - "Add some water and roll it into a cylinder

  • "so it fits into the tube."

  • - This is like one of those little Russian dolls

  • where it's like a million things in one.

  • I've opened about three bags of plastic

  • and it's still, more layers...

  • Smells like dirt.

  • - I have lain down a nice tarp

  • because Troye is a very messy boy; woo-hoo-hoo!

  • - I'm a messy, messy boooyyy.

  • (laughter)

  • How the fuck are we gonna get it outta here?

  • - Got it guys, don't worry!

  • - Okay, take it in half...

  • A fist-sized ball of clay!

  • - Oh, I got a messy, messy, mess!

  • Mess on me! - (laughing) Oh, no!

  • Okay, you need to just focus and come out.

  • - Me when I was 15:

  • "You need to just focus - Me to you, me to you

  • - and come out." - when you were 15.

  • - I've made a mess, but I'm gonna fix it.

  • Okay, wait; see, look how I can like malleate it.

  • You feel this about that?

  • (calypso music in background)

  • Hold on, hold on, hold on...

  • I know what I'm doing now.

  • - You're dip; you're not gonna dip it...

  • - Don't dip it, Tyler; oh, I thought you were

  • gonna dip the whole... - No.

  • - Squick squick squick...

  • - Have you ever just been curious as to what's going on

  • in there, and you find this? - No!

  • Tyler, this... (both laughing)

  • This is, by far, the grossest thing I've ever seen you do.

  • - It's romantic. - You're creating art!

  • I'm just excited to make it spin!

  • (calypso music in background)

  • There y'go, there y'go, there y'go!

  • It's happening! - Okay, wait.

  • So, keep that... I guess.

  • - Wait, what about this... - Yep, pull it out...

  • - [Connor] It looks like someone shit in a cup

  • and you guys are just playing with it.

  • - You gotta get, yeah, dip it.

  • (singing) Dip it...

  • (laughter) (calypso music in background)

  • Okay, wait.

  • Okay, here we go. - Whoop.

  • (buzzing) Oooohhhhhhh! - Watch, watch...

  • - Wait, legit; this looks so good.

  • - We're doing it. - Can I put my flowers in it?

  • - No, what?

  • (buzzing) Slow down! (laughing)

  • You've gone rogue!

  • - (singing) Aaahhhh, squishy-squish, it's a good sign.

  • (buzzing) - Let it spin.

  • And then you kinda just, kinda...

  • - I'm gonna do the "Ghost" thing.

  • - Dude wrestlin' -me?

  • (buzzing) ("Unchained Melody" playing)

  • Shit, it's getting floppy, it's getting floppy!

  • I've lost it, wait! (calypso music in background)

  • The more gooey it gets, the more better it is.

  • I think your hand is too heavy.

  • - Wait.

  • It's perfect! (Tyler laughs)

  • (calypso music in background) - Exactly how God intended.

  • - I genuinely like it; I think we can put flowers in it,

  • I think we can do whatever we want with it.

  • - Oh my God, wait.

  • I think I found the trick. - It looks the same

  • as before but worse. - Why worse?

  • It's got a bottom now!

  • Make it real smooth. (calypso music in background)

  • It's beautiful.

  • That's my favorite pot. (both laughing)

  • Oh, look at me!

  • - Do we paint it now? - Scaley boy...

  • So now, you have to let it dry.

  • - And then what?

  • - And then we can paint it later.

  • - That's very cute. - This is cute.

  • - What a fun day!

  • Lick it? - You can lick it.

  • - Can I lick it? - Yeah.

  • - Poisonous? - Poison?

  • Dankly?

  • Not for kids?

  • So, we're gonna let these dry.

  • - We'll be back in a second.

  • (calypso music in background)

  • - Good morning everyone! (crunching off-screen)

  • - Hello.

  • It is morning, very early, but we're back, because today...

  • we're gonna, oh, look what has happened.

  • You know what, these pots aren't done, Troye.

  • - Not at all. - Why?

  • - Because we gotta make them look cute.

  • Alright, so I'm going for some soul stuff at first...

  • - I'm liking a sponge effect on my pot

  • because I love a sponged pot. - Pot...

  • Mhh hmm. - Uh hmm.

  • Um, what'd you dream about?

  • - Uh...

  • I don't know. (Tyler laughs)

  • - Now, I love just coordinating just the right colors,

  • and in this case, it's every color.

  • (buzzing) - Waahh!!

  • Tyler! - Oh, that was so close!

  • (buzzing)

  • Okay, so that was fun.

  • - I think they look so cute and I can't wait

  • for one of you guys to get this.

  • How are they gonna get it?

  • - You've got to subscribe...

  • Like...

  • - And comment, saying... - And comment why you want it.

  • - "Gimme that pot!" - "Gimme that pot!"

  • And we also did another video over on Troye's channel.

  • What'd we do, Troye?

  • - We played beer pong,

  • with apple juice for me 'cause I'm 19,

  • - Right. - but it was really really fun

  • and... - So fun...

  • - you can click on either of us now to go to that video.

  • - And the link that's below us,

  • so go check it out and give it some love.

  • And subscribe to Troye, because he's the best.

  • - Thanks, Ty... - Of course...

  • But thanks, y'all, for watching.

  • - Bye! - Bye!

  • (clapping in beat)

  • (buzzing)

  • - Dang, this mushy butthole juice.

  • Look at that.

  • - We've been like skirting around it like,

  • hey, do I notice, then you straight up

  • and said: "mushy butthole juice".

  • - Dang this gushy butthole booce, er...

  • (laughs)

- Hi everyone! - Hi!

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