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- Hi everyone! - Hi!
(Ah-ing in harmony)
- (singsong) You're here...
You need to come down here... - (singsong) Here...
(calypso music in background) - So, hello to everyone.
- Hi.
- I'm here with the one and only--
- Troye Sivan. - Bam! (bell dings)
Troye, how are you?
- I'm 19...
(laughs) - I'm a grandmother...
So, last time we filmed a video, what happened?
- Well, we won the Teen Choice Award.
- What? - So, that's amazing.
- Thanks, you guys! - Thanks very much everyone.
- We were like, "Okay, well, let's make
"another set of videos", because, like, why not?
We're getting crafty.
- We're getting very crafty.
(Tyler laughing) Tyler bought a machine...
It's a machine that... - You could
just sit on this, and put... - ...just does that.
Have you ever seen the movie "Ghost"?
- I haven't, I'm too young.
I'm 19... - There's no age restriction
to watching a classic.
- Yeah, but I'm only 19.
- Whoopi Goldberg's in it.
Patrick Swayze (Patrick "Slay-zee"),
Demi Moore; everybody's in it.
Basically what happened was:
Patrick "Slay-zee" dies...
- Didn't he...? - Oh...
And so, he's all like,
"Let me help you make that pot, Demi Moore."
(laughter)
- Really? - Yeah!
And he enters Whoopi Goldberg's body,
'cause she's a psychic, and she's, like,
doing the pot behind Demi Moore, and they're
making it but he's like... - Oh, like a physical pot.
Like a pot. - Yeah, they're not, like,
smoking a doobie. - And, like, Whoopi Goldberg
enters his body after he smokes the pot.
This is what I'm understanding.
(Tyler laughing) I'm like, what is this movie?
- Oh, shit gets... (buzzing) ...real.
So, I'm gonna enter your body...
- With this?
- First, you just; oh, shit-- - What is that?
- I can think of eight things I could do with this.
"Not suitable for children under 36 months."
How old are you?
- I'm 19! - "Choking hazard."
- [Connor] That's your kinda hazard.
- Connor, don't you dare come for me.
(buzzing) (laughter)
You see what I did? - No.
Oooohhhhhhh!!!
- "This transformer is not a toy."
(laughs) Fucking stop yelling at me!
- "Start with a fist-sized ball of clay", it says.
- "Add some water and roll it into a cylinder
"so it fits into the tube."
- This is like one of those little Russian dolls
where it's like a million things in one.
I've opened about three bags of plastic
and it's still, more layers...
Smells like dirt.
- I have lain down a nice tarp
because Troye is a very messy boy; woo-hoo-hoo!
- I'm a messy, messy boooyyy.
(laughter)
How the fuck are we gonna get it outta here?
- Got it guys, don't worry!
- Okay, take it in half...
A fist-sized ball of clay!
- Oh, I got a messy, messy, mess!
Mess on me! - (laughing) Oh, no!
Okay, you need to just focus and come out.
- Me when I was 15:
"You need to just focus - Me to you, me to you
- and come out." - when you were 15.
- I've made a mess, but I'm gonna fix it.
Okay, wait; see, look how I can like malleate it.
You feel this about that?
(calypso music in background)
Hold on, hold on, hold on...
I know what I'm doing now.
- You're dip; you're not gonna dip it...
- Don't dip it, Tyler; oh, I thought you were
gonna dip the whole... - No.
- Squick squick squick...
- Have you ever just been curious as to what's going on
in there, and you find this? - No!
Tyler, this... (both laughing)
This is, by far, the grossest thing I've ever seen you do.
- It's romantic. - You're creating art!
I'm just excited to make it spin!
(calypso music in background)
There y'go, there y'go, there y'go!
It's happening! - Okay, wait.
So, keep that... I guess.
- Wait, what about this... - Yep, pull it out...
- [Connor] It looks like someone shit in a cup
and you guys are just playing with it.
- You gotta get, yeah, dip it.
(singing) Dip it...
(laughter) (calypso music in background)
Okay, wait.
Okay, here we go. - Whoop.
(buzzing) Oooohhhhhhh! - Watch, watch...
- Wait, legit; this looks so good.
- We're doing it. - Can I put my flowers in it?
- No, what?
(buzzing) Slow down! (laughing)
You've gone rogue!
- (singing) Aaahhhh, squishy-squish, it's a good sign.
(buzzing) - Let it spin.
And then you kinda just, kinda...
- I'm gonna do the "Ghost" thing.
- Dude wrestlin' -me?
(buzzing) ("Unchained Melody" playing)
Shit, it's getting floppy, it's getting floppy!
I've lost it, wait! (calypso music in background)
The more gooey it gets, the more better it is.
I think your hand is too heavy.
- Wait.
It's perfect! (Tyler laughs)
(calypso music in background) - Exactly how God intended.
- I genuinely like it; I think we can put flowers in it,
I think we can do whatever we want with it.
- Oh my God, wait.
I think I found the trick. - It looks the same
as before but worse. - Why worse?
It's got a bottom now!
Make it real smooth. (calypso music in background)
It's beautiful.
That's my favorite pot. (both laughing)
Oh, look at me!
- Do we paint it now? - Scaley boy...
So now, you have to let it dry.
- And then what?
- And then we can paint it later.
- That's very cute. - This is cute.
- What a fun day!
Lick it? - You can lick it.
- Can I lick it? - Yeah.
- Poisonous? - Poison?
Dankly?
Not for kids?
So, we're gonna let these dry.
- We'll be back in a second.
(calypso music in background)
- Good morning everyone! (crunching off-screen)
- Hello.
It is morning, very early, but we're back, because today...
we're gonna, oh, look what has happened.
You know what, these pots aren't done, Troye.
- Not at all. - Why?
- Because we gotta make them look cute.
Alright, so I'm going for some soul stuff at first...
- I'm liking a sponge effect on my pot
because I love a sponged pot. - Pot...
Mhh hmm. - Uh hmm.
Um, what'd you dream about?
- Uh...
I don't know. (Tyler laughs)
- Now, I love just coordinating just the right colors,
and in this case, it's every color.
(buzzing) - Waahh!!
Tyler! - Oh, that was so close!
(buzzing)
Okay, so that was fun.
- I think they look so cute and I can't wait
for one of you guys to get this.
How are they gonna get it?
- You've got to subscribe...
Like...
- And comment, saying... - And comment why you want it.
- "Gimme that pot!" - "Gimme that pot!"
And we also did another video over on Troye's channel.
What'd we do, Troye?
- We played beer pong,
with apple juice for me 'cause I'm 19,
- Right. - but it was really really fun
and... - So fun...
- you can click on either of us now to go to that video.
- And the link that's below us,
so go check it out and give it some love.
And subscribe to Troye, because he's the best.
- Thanks, Ty... - Of course...
But thanks, y'all, for watching.
- Bye! - Bye!
(clapping in beat)
(buzzing)
- Dang, this mushy butthole juice.
Look at that.
- We've been like skirting around it like,
hey, do I notice, then you straight up
and said: "mushy butthole juice".
- Dang this gushy butthole booce, er...
(laughs)