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  • What's he doing?

  • What's he doing?

  • lf you stare at this poster for a few seconds, a hidden picture appears.

  • lf you stare at this poster for a few seconds, a hidden picture appears.

  • [ Together ] Can we do it, please, please?

  • [ Together ] Can we do it, please, please?

  • [ Mother ] All right, go ahead. But hurry, the Easter Bunny's waiting.

  • [ Mother ] All right, go ahead. But hurry, the Easter Bunny's waiting.

  • Wow, it's a schooner.

  • Wow, it's a schooner.

  • [ Chuckles ] You dumb bastard.

  • [ Chuckles ] You dumb bastard.

  • lt's not a schooner; it's a sailboat.

  • lt's not a schooner; it's a sailboat.

  • A schooner is a sailboat, stupid-head.

  • A schooner is a sailboat, stupid-head.

  • You know what? There is no Easter Bunny!

  • You know what? There is no Easter Bunny!

  • Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!

  • Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!

  • - But they're engaged. - Doesn't matter, it can't happen.

  • - But they're engaged. - Doesn't matter, it can't happen.

  • - Why not? lt's bound to come up. - lt's impossible.

  • - Why not? lt's bound to come up. - lt's impossible.

  • Lois could never have Superman's baby.

  • Lois could never have Superman's baby.

  • Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm?

  • Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm?

  • l guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.

  • l guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.

  • What about her womb? You think it's strong enough to carry his child?

  • What about her womb? You think it's strong enough to carry his child?

  • - Sure. Why not? - He's an alien, for Christ's sake!

  • - Sure. Why not? - He's an alien, for Christ's sake!

  • His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun.

  • His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun.

  • lf Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach.

  • lf Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach.

  • Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong-enough uterus to carry his kid.

  • Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong-enough uterus to carry his kid.

  • Only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.

  • Only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.

  • How is it l go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi...

  • How is it l go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi...

  • to Man of Steel coital debates with you in the food court?

  • to Man of Steel coital debates with you in the food court?

  • - Cookie stand is not part of the food court. - Of course it is.

  • - Cookie stand is not part of the food court. - Of course it is.

  • The food court is downstairs; the cookie stand is upstairs.

  • The food court is downstairs; the cookie stand is upstairs.

  • We're not talking quantum physics here.

  • We're not talking quantum physics here.

  • The cookie stand counts as an eatery; the eatery's part of the food court.

  • The cookie stand counts as an eatery; the eatery's part of the food court.

  • Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the square downstairs qualify as food court.

  • Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the square downstairs qualify as food court.

  • Anything outside of said designated square...

  • Anything outside of said designated square...

  • is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.

  • is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.

  • lf you're gonna wax intellectual about the subject-- Holy shit!

  • lf you're gonna wax intellectual about the subject-- Holy shit!

What's he doing?

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