Uh, do you know where Platform Nine and Three-Quarters is?

Platform Nine and Three-Quarters? Where're you gonna go?

I'm going to Hogwarts.

Hogwarts?

Do you know where Platform Nine and Three-Quarters is?

I cannot answer that question.

Where's Platform Nine and Three-Quarters?

Could you tell me where it is? Or do I need to find somebody else?

You got to find somebody else.

Uh, do you know where Platform Nine and Three-Quarters is?

Not sure, maybe down there by Nine, and then...

No, but I don't need Nine. I need Nine and Three-Quarters.

Alright.

Do you know where Platform Nine and Three-Quarters is?

Platform Nine and Three-Quarters?

Yeah.

Do you know where Platform Nine and Three-Quarters is? You see, I have my tickets.

Uh... I know Nine. I know Ten.

Oh, sir. Do you know where Platform Nine and Three-Quarters is?

My name is Ron Weasley.

Um, hello.

Where you going?

I'm going to Hogwarts, yeah. (To London?)

London?

Hogwarts, yeah.

Do I need to check my owl or my stuff right here?

Uh, do you need to? (Where you going?)

Yeah, do you want--? (Where you going?)

I'm going to Hogwarts.

Nah, you don't need to check into Hogwarts, my man.

Are pretzels good for owls?

I don't know.

You don't know?

Well, it is bread.

Yes, it is bread.

Yes, of course.

Uh, do you take wizard currency?

Do you know where Platform Nine and Three-Quarters is?

No.

You don't?

I just missed my train.

Oh no! I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm about to miss mine too...

if I don't find the platform, yeah. (Good luck finding it.)

Right over there.

Right over there? But that's, but that's Nine.

Run, run really hard at the pillar. You'll get there.

Do you have permission to be down here?

Oh, yes!

By who?

By my ticket. See?

Yes! (Are you looking for an Amtrak?)

Uh, well, I guess, if it can take me to Hogwarts.

Well, we don't go there.

You don't go to Hogwarts? Okay.

Hogwarts. Would that be in New York, Pennsylvania...?

Uh, that would be in, uh, England.

England?

England. Yes.

Do you know where you are now? You're in New York.

Oh no! Are you sure? Aw!

I'm even more lost than I think I am.

Where's your parents?

Where's my parents?

Yeah.

Well, unfortunately, they're dead.

Okay, but you're not traveling by yourself, are you?

That's crazy. You playing a joke on me?

I'll put you in that cage with that owl. You know that, right?

He kinda reminded me a little bit of Harry Potter. That's what it--