It's for the paper.

To what do you owe your success?

I have a natural instinct for what makes a person tick.

Hannah.

Christian

Ow! Ew.

That hurts.

Ooh! Please, God! Ahh.

White girls! Get that elevator fixed!

Give me a smile!

OK... No smile.

Don't ever smile again.

So, how did he make your money?

I exercise control in all things myst-

You don't want somebody like me.

I don't do romance.

I need to know why you won't have a real relationship with me.

Let's just say my life wasn't always easy.

My step dad Ron is a little... over protective.

Are you thinking about marrying?

Noo!

What if she get pregnant?

Still, nah.

But "Hell nah!"

I like this bro!

I'm just a dominant.

Show me the worst.

Hee-yah!

Service!

Wooh!

Did you break my stool?

No.

We have to talk.

You mean like...(gasp) white people?

What's wrong with that?

When they start throwing around all these big SAT words.

I like it the black way.

Whatchu not gonna do...

Oh no... whatchu not gonna do.

Uh, uh, uh, ooh, ooh, ooh. (You're not about to...)

Don't get me into clappin' boo.

Oh, hell no.

See? That's communication.