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  • It's an image as old as time.

  • A baby, swaddled in white

  • Delivered by the stork

  • How quaint?

  • But you'll find here on Stork Mountain we take baby delivery seriously.

  • I'm here to finally unveil a new and improved Human Infant Production Facility.

  • We have perfected and streamlined the process, devising a zero mistake work flow (trademark).

  • Using the most cutting edge technology coupled with over 75 years of hard worn experience

  • our new process has been described as

  • perfect, precise, flawless, ideal, immaculate, no problemo, error proofed, too good to fail, the opposite of the Titanic.

  • We work hard just so you can hear the four most precious words in human language "Goo goo ga ga".

  • So, when you're looking for baby delivery, you can count on The Stork Delivery Service.

  • Make a plan, stick to the plan, always deliver.

  • What was that!? Oh, no!

  • My bad!

It's an image as old as time.

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