A baby, swaddled in white. 

Delivered by the stork. 

How quaint?

But you'll find here on Stork Mountain we take baby delivery seriously.

I'm here to finally unveil a new and improved Human Infant Production Facility.

We have perfected and streamlined the process, devising a zero mistake work flow (trademark).

Using the most cutting edge technology coupled with over 75 years of hard worn experience

our new process has been described as

perfect, precise, flawless, ideal, immaculate, no problemo, error proofed, too good to fail, the opposite of the Titanic.

We work hard just so you can hear the four most precious words in human language "Goo goo ga ga".

So, when you're looking for baby delivery, you can count on The Stork Delivery Service.

Make a plan, stick to the plan, always deliver.

What was that!? Oh, no!

My bad!