Nothing yet.

Okay.

We'll wait until dark, and then sneak back across the line, and rejoin our unit.

[distant gunfire]

Did you guys hear something?

[machine gun fire]

Oh, hell.

These Americans prove to be no obstacle at all.

Search the hotel. - Yeah.

You've done well to secure this position.

That could bode well for promotion.

Speaking of which, guess who I saw at the market the other day.

Who?

Oh, I don't know, Adolf Hitler.

I love Hitler.

Who doesn't? But you ever see him in person?

Oh, yeah. At the Nuremberg Rally.

It was very inspirational.

I know it was. I was there. Everyone was there.

But up close, it's a whole different thing.

For instance, it was the weekend.

And the little hairs had just started to grow on the sides of the mustache, like this.

So I wallk up to Hitler, casually...

- Herr commandant. - That's rude.

I'm in the middle of a story.

You're not interested in a story about our fuhrer?

- Yeah but... - Okay, good.

Eva was there as well.

Taller than you think or Hitler's shorter, hard to say.

But anyhoo, I'm buying some bread.

Hitler's buying some bread. - Um, I must...

So, I'm assuming you've got a better Hitler story?

- But no, but... - Then maybe don't interrupt.

- Yes, sir. -So, I give him a salute.

And he gives me one of those half Hitler salutes, you know, donw, low, vey cool. - Right.

- You know? - Right.

- Here's what you forget. - Yeah.

He doesn't say "Heil Hitler." - Uh-huh.

Isn't that funny?

Ah! Herr Commandant.

OH, WAIT.

I think maybe next time, I'll tell him how uninterested you are in my story.

- Oh, no, no, no, no. - Is it a jealousy thing?

- No, no, no. - You know, I didn't meet Hitler to hurt your feelings.

Proceed, of course.

So I say to Hitler, "I've actually been quite busy."

Hitler laughs and then says, "You and me both."

I mean, he's the Fuhrer.

It's so funny because it's an understatement.

I mean, he's super busy.

As Hitler was taking his leave of me—

Okay, I have to interrupt you right now.

Do you seak during the cinema?

The story has a build.

But if you keep interrupting, you kill the momentum.

I'm trying to tell you that the body is moving.

That's ridiculous.

The Americans are all dead.

But if it keeps you from interrupting my awesome Hitler story, I'll prove it to you.

Yes, very good, sir.

Wow, I'll never get used to those final death throes.

Death throes?

Herr Müller, what is wrong with you?

Those are not death throes!

You are being an idiot!

Insubordinate and churlish.

Pity.

This is the best part of the story.

As Hitler was taking his leave of me, he said, "Well, there's no point in getting bread if you're not going to get--"

And at the same time Hitler said "cheese," I said "cheese."

And Hitler and I both said, "jinx."

Well, it was just like two regular, everyday people.

You guys missed the first part, but this is all about Hitler.