who was known to swipe left all day

until she found a charming prince who was only a mile away.

The prince was not too picky

but this one was out of his league.

He'd never seen a maiden so fair.

Plus, he hadn't had sex in a week.

and so their courtship did blossom.

They planned to meet up that night.

She donned her prettiest dress

and a pair of control-top tights.

Tinderelly, Tinderelly, Tinderelly, show some cleavage, Tinder, uh！

The ball was full of creepers.

They scoped her low and high.

She couldn't find her handsome prince

cause her battery just died.

The prince was so distraught.

Alas and alack,

Of all the girls he messaged,

she was the hottest to wrote back,

so he took out her selfie,

and he searched far and wide

from the girls doing shots

to the ones smoking outside.

The prince felt defeated,

and also pretty drunk

but then out of nowhere,

he saw his one true love.

She snuck out that morning at half past 4 a.m.

and they lived happily ever after,

because they never spoke again.