Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles The weirdest misheard lyrics of 2015 Hello from the dark side Oh my god. When Kylo Ren... - That was crazy Hey, spoilers, spoilers. - Sorry. -Sorry. Who do you think Rey’s parents are? Ok, so I have a lot You and me we just don’t get along You make me feel like a digimon Digimon are the champions. I only fuck you when it’s hot outside. But I’m horny. Well, it’s winter Should we go? -No You stay. In the club like whoa We be in the potty in the club like whoa Now I’m four five seconds From whinin’ I’m bored - I’m hungry. This joke sucks. I’m farting carrots. On my god. I’m farting carrots. Oh shit. They're real carrots. Oh my god. Again, again. Oh, Jesus. To see that ass one more time And I got the soda It’s so hard to sleep I’ve got the shits on the floor You know what I mean. Oh no. This relationship is broken. We really should go. -NO. You will stay and sing. You watch me bleed until I can’t breathe. Chicken falling onto monkeys. -What? Cause I just need one more shot Half a Guinness Oh ah oh ah Focus Fire a gun Oh my shit Shhh. Don’t tell your mother. Fish in the cupboard. Ooh wash me wash me Ooh wash me Now do my stanky leg Now do my stanky leg. -Gross. Now do my stanky leg -Fine. Now do my stanky leg Love me like a dude. - Did you just say dude? Lo- lo love me like a dude. Touch me like a dude. Tou- tou me like a dude -I want a divorce. Say you will remember me. Standing in an ice chest. Staring at the sunset babe Please welcome to the 1989 world tour stage, my very best friend: Ashly Perez, Quinta Brunso, and Ella Mielniczenko Cause baby now we got bed bugs Hey, don’t hit me, Eugene -Alright. - Don't worry about it. Okay. Oh god. Oh sorry ass carrots all over you.