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  • Christmas Songs

  • in real life

  • White Christmas

  • I'm dreaming of a white

  • or black

  • or yellow

  • or none gender specific christmas

  • or Hanukkah

  • Rudoph the red nosed reindeer

  • hey santa?

  • oh, hello there Rudolph

  • what can I do for you?

  • well

  • all the other reindeers don't like me

  • because my nose is so red

  • oh Rudolph

  • your nose is what makes you special

  • but Dasher said that my nose is so red

  • because I'm sick and they should stay away from me

  • oh that's just silly, Rudolph

  • and then Vixen said that is not that I'm sick

  • but it's a big disgusting pimple

  • oh Rudolph, everyone gets pimples

  • and then Prancer said that is not that I'm sick or a pimple

  • he said that I have herpes

  • eww!

  • get away

  • no, get away fro...

  • nooo

  • I saw mommy kissing a Santa Claus

  • see, I knew it

  • y'all just get caught

  • I knew it

  • I knew it

  • Imma tell

  • I'm filming all of this

  • no

  • I'm filming all of this

  • Imma tell a

  • wait till I'll tell your dad

  • wait till I'll tell

  • get ready to get famous, b*tch

  • world star

  • WORLD STAR

  • little drummer boy

  • six seven eight

  • come and hear this boy

  • go wub wub wub wub

  • here is the build up for

  • the dro-o-o-op

  • dro-o-o-op

  • dro-o-o-op

  • the what?

  • the drop

  • ooh

  • bauuuu

  • woooo

  • wop wop wop

  • wop wop woop

  • chestnuts roasting on an open fire

  • hey guys

  • um

  • I don't really know how to spoof this one

  • I mean, I don't even know what chestnuts are

  • I never even had 'em

  • actually, I never had them either

  • yeah, now when I think about it

  • I don't even think I've ever seen one

  • you eat them?

  • nuts are funny

  • cause they're like balls

  • aaaaa

  • right

  • got ya, yeah

  • wait but they're not just nuts

  • they're called chestnust

  • I mean the closest thing to having nuts and your chest

  • would have to be

  • nipples roasting on an open fire

  • Feliz navidad

  • By a confused American child who didn't know the whole song was in Spanish.

  • There's fleas on me dog. For lease, on my Dodge.

  • Release on me Dad. A sparrow's bung hole did release his dung.

  • All I want for christmas is you

  • so

  • what do you want for christmas?

  • I mean um

  • all I really want for christmas

  • is

  • you know those hoverboards

  • that Justin Bieber has

  • I mean I don't want you to buy it for me

  • I mean you can

  • you can

  • speaking of hoverboards

  • I would also like to

  • you know

  • and you-

  • -tube subscribers

  • lots of youtube subscribers

  • man, that'd be so awesome

  • and you-

  • -th

  • youth

  • I wanna be young

  • forever

  • forever young

  • and

  • you

  • no

  • you

  • dude, it's been so long

  • oh man, how you've been?

  • hella good

  • how have you been?

  • I'm good

  • grandma got run over by a reindeer

  • big step

  • careful

  • there you, agh

  • there we go

  • you know what?

  • I left my purse back there

  • stay right here, I'll be right back, ok?

  • god, I hate this song

  • so racist

  • grandma!

  • grandma!!

  • NOO

  • grandma

  • there is something

  • you should know

  • no, save your energy, don't talk

  • your father

  • he's gone, grandma

  • no

  • come on, you're not thinking straight

  • he's gone

  • what

  • grandma no

  • grandma

  • in the the case of reindeerman slauther over grandma

  • we the jury find the defendant

  • not guilty

  • you're a murderer

  • order in the court

  • you killed my grandma

  • how could you do this?

  • how could you

  • I don't know who they are

  • or what they want

  • all I know there's more to it than this

  • and I will hunt down

  • every single last one of them, one by one

  • until I figure it out

  • look, I'm upset too

  • but revenge isn't worth it

  • it's not about revenge

  • it's about the truth

  • my father

  • is still alive

  • this wintdeer

  • trust nobodyeer

  • antlern-n the truth

  • why you always have to be such a dull?

  • how dare you?

  • well look who's all grown up

  • it's you

  • it's been a long time

  • hello son

  • from the people hoove made other dumb videos

  • what have you done to my father

  • I am your father

  • you're a deer

  • yes and so are you

  • haven't you have noticed you love for grassy areas

  • your preference of salads over soups

  • RHPC presents

  • it's time for you to become who you really are

  • oh yeah?

  • Who the hell is that?

  • Deer Ryan

Christmas Songs

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