Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - Oh my god. (happy music) (ice rattles) - Drink up, darling, I hate whiskey but that's all that was left. (coughs) (laughing) - Hoo! - I keep trying to get your mom's phone number. - Instead of my boyfriend's-- - But she won't give me her mom's phone number! - I love dogs! They're like the best thing in the world! - I love puppies. (squeals) - I never had a dog. My parents had dogs before they had me. The dogs were on purpose. I was a mistake. (laughing) (screaming) (laughing) (laughing) (squeals) - Aaaah! - Oh, come here! Look at you! - Oh my god! - Look at you! - You're so fluffy! - Are you for real? - I'm gonna cry! (laughing) - Oh, it smells so good! - Wait, let's make them kiss. - I can't, I'm crying. - Do you wanna be by each other? Oh my god, they love each other. (gasps) There's more? (whimpers) - No! I'm crying! (cries) - I've had such a hard Friday. - Oh my god, I'm in tears. - The happiest day! - I can't take it. I just can't. - Don't give us more d-- - I want more! (gasps) - No, they can't keep coming! (cries) - Where did you get these dogs? - Wait, is this really happening? Because I can't comprehend what's happening. - There's too many dogs. - Oh my gah-ha! - They're gonna fall off the table! - I'm like a single mother in here, I can't. I can't! - Aw, they give me so much hope! (squeals) - This is crazy! - Why would you get me drunk and then give me dogs? - I shouldn't have drank whiskey! I can't protect them! - Why did God give us puppies? Come here. (whimpers) - He's on his belly! - Are they adoptable? (cries) - If you want a friend for life, then you should just get a dog. - They just need a home, and you can give them one. - Like, look at this (bleep) dog. And look at this (bleep) dog. (laughs) - Did you see that? She just licked me. - I'm a puppy, I'm a puppy. - Okay, say 'cheese', Pistachio! Say cheese! - I had bunnies bigger than this. My bunnies would eat you! But they're dead. - Remember when you guys just kept bringing dogs in here? That was so crazy... - Hi! - Oh, hey guys! - Sarah! Up here. - We made a series! - It's coming out November 18. - Please watch it. - Get it here, over here. - There. - Over there. - You got it. I think they got it, okay. - I'm out. - Okay, bye! - If you look in the area, then you could see it. It'll be released 2015. November. Okay.
A2 UK BuzzFeed laughing god whiskey phone number puppy Drunk Girls Get Surprised With Puppies 259 9 Yunjiao Liu posted on 2015/12/13 More Share Save Report Video vocabulary